​APARTMENT AUs

• The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the crack of dawn AU
• I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
• My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
• Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
• My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
• I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
• The apartment above me has left their tape on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
• My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
• The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU