Ask my muse for a favor:

• "I need a place to spend the night."
• "Can I come over and use your shower?"
• "I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."
• "Will you come bail me out of jail?"
• "My basement flooded, wanna lend me a hand cleaning up?"
• "Can you come over and help me study for this test?"
• "Pick me up something to eat on your way over?"
• "I need a ride to work tomorrow."
• "Help me clean my house?"
• "Can you watch my dog for me this weekend?"
• "Do you have a jacket I can borrow?
• "I need some condoms and a leaf-blower, can you bring them over ASAP?"
• "I need you to be my date this Friday night."
• "Can you come pick me up?"
• "Lend me $500?"
• "Can I borrow your car?"