1. “You’re wrong.”  “But who is happier?”

2. Right place. Right time. Wrong dimension. 

3. Met her…fate intervened…tattoo remains.

4. She wants him. He wants pizza.

5. “I’m schizophrenic (and so am I).” 

6. Ex seeing another man. RIP denial.

7. She’s his love; he’s her wallet.

8. He loved her. She loved herself. 

9. “She’s stupid.” “But she’s so hot.”

10. Roommate’s girlfriend leaves, roommate farts loudly.