Established Relationship AUs

• Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer AU
• We decided it would be fun to go camping and now it’s raining and we can’t figure out how to set up the tent AU
• We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years AU
• You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry? AU
• It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear AU
• I know you haven’t had the best experience with cats in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it? AU
• I beat you at Mario Kart and now I’ve been banished to the couch for the night AU
• You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar AU
• I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO? AU
• What do you mean you dropped my signed copy of Harry Potter in the bathtub AU
• Our families came over for Thanksgiving and we decided to watch Lord of the Rings but you and I kept quoting it and everyone else got so fed up that they left AU
• IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH AU
• We spent all our money for the week on one of those inflatable bounce houses and now we can’t afford to eat AU
• We’re moving in together… Now what are we going to do with all of these duplicate copies of books, movies, video games, etc. that we have AU
• We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying AU
• We’re arguing over who shot first (it was definitely Han) AU
• I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Good luck. xo’ AU