1. Love letters between two strangers.

2. You fell down a well and if I was a better person I wouldn’t be laughing.

3. I’m insane but you should run away with me anyways.

4. I was dragged to this stupid party but you’re really cute so maybe it’s not that stupid.

5. Meeting at a carnival.

6. The times I almost said I love you and the times you almost stayed.

7. We’re cousins so this is totally immoral but I’ll play footsie with you anyways.

8. Damn your stupidly pretty eyes for making me fall on my face.

9. Grab your passport and my hand, I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.

10. Library conversations.

11. Lost ity, if found, please call.

12. But we could build a castle if you just believed.

13. Oh, , we’re robbing the same house.

14. Times I held your hand and times your face had never been redder.

15. Teach me to fly.

16. Are you stalking me?

17. Don’t cry so much, we’ll both drown and I’ll kill you for ruining my hair.

18. You’re my teacher but you’re so good looking it hurts.

19. If you don’t stop poking me with that pen I’ll shove it down your throat.

20. Run away, he’ll eat you alive.

21. You’re dating my sibling but you totally belong with me, just saying.

22. I did not just walk in on you singing Taylor Swift songs.

23. Our friends think we should date but I’m pretty sure they’re on crack.

24. I think our teachers are conspiring against us.

25. Loves that could never be.

26. Get the hell off my windowsill.

27. My ego is way too big for me to like you, pft.

28. I’m really sorry for getting us arrested.

29. We met at Disneyland and made out on It’s A Small World, whoops.

30. Do you miss me yet?

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