Library/Bookstore starter sentences

• “If I’m going to find this book, I’m going to need more to go on than ‘the cover was blue’.”
• “Hey! Quiet! This is a library!”
• “Oh, I’ve read that one! Can you believe the butler did it?”
• “Where could I find the, um… *whispers* a section?”
• “So apparently ‘Young Adult Paranormal Boarding School Romance’ is its own genre now.”
• “Ah, Zane Grey! Whatever happened to the wild west trend? I miss it.”
• “It’s not ‘sci-fi’, it’s speculative fiction.”
• “But why would I pay money for a bookmark? I could use any old piece of paper.”
• “Excuse me, but I demand this book be taken off the shelves. Maybe burned.”
• “Don’t you have anything here besides books?”
• “Why do we call it ‘self’-help? I mean, the author is the one doing the helping.”
• “Don’t dog-ear the page! That’s just disrespectful to the book!”
• “Hey, no spoilers! I’ve only just started this one!”
• “So, like, was this book based off the movie or what?”
• “Oh, no, I’m just browsing. I only actually buy e-books.”
• “I swear, I turned that book in months ago!”