Genre: Slice-of-life, text messages, romance, friendships, humor

Rated: PG-13

Word Count: 1.4k words

Pairing: Kaisoo, Xiuhan, Taohun

Requested by: N/a

Short Description: Baekhyun starts a group chat for the first time and somehow the twelve of them make it work.

(Names:

Sehun Oh: Sehun
Z.Tao: Zitao
Oso: Jongin
Pingüino: Kyungsoo
Loey: Chanyeol
Jongbae: Jongdae
Baekhyunnie: Baekhyun
Laymedown: Yixing
Junjun: Junmyeon
Yifan: Yifan/Kris
Yo_lu: Luhan
Minseok: Minseok)

Baekhyunnie, Pingüino, Yo_lu, Minseok and 8 others join the chat.

Baekhyunnie: Alriiiight testing testing 1, 2, 3!!!

Pingüino: *Eye-rolling.gif* Ofc you'd start a gc this early in the gdamn morning.

Baekhyunnie: lol

Yo_lu: Yooo! Wassup

Minseok: I'm surprised you're all up this early haha. Morning you guys. Morning Lu :).

Pingüino: Morning Minseokkie.

Yo_lu: @Minseok Yo baby~ ❤️❤️❤️

Minseok: 💜💜💜

Yo_lu: Did ya eat anything yet btw? :)

Minseok: Hm, not yet. Still deciding on what I want 🤔

Yo_lu: Ah ok ^^.

Yo_lu: Hey, wanna grab some lunch with me later, baby? At that Thai place we went to b4?

Minseok: Ya know, I was actually craving some Thai as soon as I woke up :O! When do you wanna go?

Yo_lu: 😘 Is 12 good for u?

Minseok: Ofc ^^

Yo_lu: ❤️

Minseok: ❤️

Baekhyunnie: ...

Baekhyunnie: Uh do you guys want us to leave or...?

Yo_lu: What? No, we're just talking

Yo_lu: And isn't that like the whole point of a groupchat?

Baekhyunnie: Yea but like y'all are dating so tf???

Pingüino: Here we go...

Baekhyunnie: Alright new rule hoes: Keep all that lovey-dovey to a minimum. Plz and ty.

Baekhyunnie: And b4 y'all say anythin'. No, I'm not bein a salty ho

Yifan: Lol

Baekhyunnie: It's just like if I in started typin in Hangeul or u typed in Chinese like, somebody would be feelin left out and I don't want that .

Pingüino: @Yifan Hi Kris

Yo_lu: K

Yifan: @Pingüino Sup Mini-me

Baekhyunnie: Like I ain't tryna say don't flirt but like...if it's somethin between only two of y'all, just text each other???

Yo_lu: Nah, I get ya. Kinda

Baekhyunnie: Ty

Jongbae: Hey you guys :3

Minseok: Hey Dae

Pingüino: Hi Jongdae

Baekhyunnie: where have you beeeeen???

Jongbae: Sleeping? Lol

Jongbae: What'd I miss?

Jongbae: Besides Baek being a salty ho lol

Baekhyunnie:  

Minseok: Ha not much besides that tbh

Later on in the day

Oso: *Yawns* Morning everyone

Yifan: Dude it's like midday

Pingüino: Hey Jonginnie

Oso: @Yifan I know lol

Oso: And hey Kyung~ (^3^)/

Pingüino: :)

Oso: Sorry I stopped texting last night btw--I literally flopped down onto my bed soon as I got home

Pingüino: It's np

Pingüino: :)

Oso: :3

Oso: Love you~<3

Pingüino: Love you too :)

Baekhyunnie: ...I really in can't with y'all

Jongbae: Lol

Z.Tao: Gosh I ing hate retail!

Yo_lu: Yo you're telling me

Z.Tao: *Long sigh* Did I miss anything btw?

Junjun: Not really.

Junjun: Want to talk about what happened?

Z.Tao: Ha...

Junjun: 😯

Z.Tao: So like, this one lady came up to the counter all rude-like, right?

Baekhyunnie: Wait.

Z.Tao: ?

Baekhyunnie: @Jongbae @Jongbae @Jongbae K pls continue

One huge wall of text later

Z.Tao: And so yea. She basically ruined my mood for like the rest of the ing day.

Z.Tao: And I still have 5 hrs left 'til I clock out

Junjun: Aw, I'm so sorry that that happened to you, Taozi :(. She was definitely in the wrong tho.

Yo_lu: Yea like you were just following the rules, yo. She was just tryna cheat the system

Sehun Oh: Srsly. I hate how u gotta deal with all that bs, babe

Z.Tao: *Sigh* Well, at least I get paid for this

Sehun Oh: Still :/

Yifan: Hey, if someone gives you /calls u some racist- slur again--tell me