Double Trouble
Sugar RushJoy was so sure she got the ritual right. She summoned a demon just for kicks and now this robed figure behind the haze of smoke isn't what she expected the entity to be.
She reviewed her notes again and each instruction was done to perfection. She frowns at the robed figure as it walks towards her. Joy easily towered her by miles and she could only laugh. This must be clearly a joke.
"Shouldn't you be learning alphabets and be busy with coloring books instead?" Joy mocked the devil she summoned.
"I am not a kid! Now quick, tell me your wish." Yeri stomped and almost toppled Joy's ritual candles on the floor.
Joy held up a hand: "Forgot about the wish, I don't want to exchange my soul with a kid, show me your father or your grandfather, I want to deal with someone, I don't know...older."
Yeri now clearly annoyed speaks: "No one else is available at the moment, the others are too busy, it's a feast day in Hell today, and you human should be thankful that the food , so I answered your call for help."
Joy approached Yeri as she examines the devil closely. No hooves, no horns, just a tiny normal girl.
"A feast huh, tell me about it."
"No time for that, now tell me your wish."
Yeri observes Joy now mulling her wish over: "Damn you didn't even thought of your wish before you did the summoning?! That's kinda disrespectful and lame."
"Shut up, child!"
"I am not a kid!"
"Okay, here's the thing, I want you to hex Seulgi, my roommate, she snores very loudly and talks in her sleep and I would be very thankful if you could--"
"Nope. Next--" Yeri interrupts Joy.
"What do you mean nope? That's a very easy task!"
"Next."
"How about a million dollars? That would be really--"
"Next."
"What the ? Are you kidding me?" Joy now angrily sat on the floor ready to throw a tantrum.
Yeri sat next to her and rubbed her stomach: "Be quick human, I am starving!"
Joy pushed Yeri mildly: "Personal space, we're not even chummy yet, don't sit too close to me."
Yeri obeyed Joy and sat to the opposite side of the room, her robe clearly offering her more discomfort now.
"Don't you have airconditioning here? What a lame apartment!"
"You're not the one to talk about airconditioning, ain't it hot in Hell? Ohmygod you are impossible!" Joy hisses.
Yeri flinched at what Joy said, and latter quickly caught up.
"Ohmygod!"
A flinch.
"Ooooh, now this is fun."
"Shut up! Tell me your wish now! I will die of hunger!"
Joy whined: "You know, I am hungry too. How about a bucket of chicken?"
"Consider it done!" Yeri threw a phone at Joy's direction as it hits the girl's head.
"????!!!" Joy was about to throw the phone back at Yeri when the latter ordered: "Call chicken takeout hotline or whatever you humans name it."
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"Man, this tastes way better than what we have in Hell..." Yeri speaks with a mouth full of chicken.
"Damn right it is!" Joy answered happily.
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