It had been a week. A hectic week, filled with schedules and practices, the members barely had time to prank each other. Everyone lacked sleep, which meant that everyone one had an excuse for being grumpy. Leeteuk, that morning, decided for the safety of his dongsaengs, to put up the new rule, as he witness the upstairs dorm being torn apart at the sound of the wake up calls.

11.  Do not wake the sleeping dragon.
            a. it bites
            b. it roars
            c. it's revengeful

And that was the last time anyone ever tried to wake up Hankyung.

12. There is such thing as over sharing.
            a. Heechul
            b. Leeteuk

The brain bleach had been required.

13. There is no such thing as experimental cooking.

Donghae had decided to cook himself something with the leftovers in the fridge.
"I swear it moved," Eunhyuk sobbed for a week afterwards.

14. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
            a. Kyuhyun
            b. Heechul

"All is fair in a battle of wits."

15. Do not ask Leeteuk about his ual prowess.
            a. he is more than willing to share.
            b. do you value your mental health?

It had started as a joke, but it ended with gallons and gallons of brain bleach.

16. The dorms are not in need of groundbreaking renovations.

"Now put that hammer away, Kyuhyun."

17. Do not ask Hankyung about his ual prowess. He is fluent enough and more than willing to share.

Heechul had asked as a joke. By the end of Hankyung's story, even he was white in the face.

18. Food is only for eating.
            a. Heechul
            b. Hankyung
            c. Ryeowook?!

Turns out the eternal maknae did a bit more in the kitchen than cooking.

19. If you are not fully prepare to hear the explanation, don't ask.

Yesung's long winded explanation on how he ended up cuffed to the kitchen table had taken a turn they never expected. As they searched for the key, they tried to wipe those images from their brains.

20. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is not a proper excuse for stupidity.

"I was experimenting!"

A/N

As always, my titles are super creative. 

Here is chapter two, update after two days, so that's definitively an improvement on my usual 3 months updates. 

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