Human Sacrifices and Studded Collars Make Heechul Very Happy
Guidelines for a Peaceful Dorm ExperienceBeing now seniors in the business, they had a lot of trainees looking up to them. Dealing with the trainees was something they did often, providing valuable feedback and constructive criticism like the mature adults they were. And that's exactly why Leeteuk decided to put up that first rule concerning the trainees.
41. Do not tap on the glass, it frightens the trainees.
Eunhyuk and Shindong amused themselves one afternoon, watching the trainees and tapping on the glass window and laughing when they scrambled and panicked.
42. The following members are banned from teaching the trainees anything.
a. Heechul
b. Kyuhyun
c. Eunhyuk
d. Kangin
They had each taken turns, going into the practice rooms and teaching the trainees about aaaall sorts of things.
43. Under no circumstances are Heechul and Kyuhyun to be left unsupervised and giggling.
Exploding cake.
44. You cannot own a trainee.
Heechul had lured this one guy into worshipping him, trading his soul for the secret of his fabulousness.
45. Trainees are not to be used as trading cards.
a. Eunhyuk
b. Shindong
Eunhyuk decided to take the anime metaphor a step too far, and challenged Shindong to a card game, except the cards were the unfortunate trainees in the room.
46. Trainees are not human sacrifices.
a. Kyuhyun
b. Heechul
They had decided to one again, praise the almighty Banana Overlord, this time adding a trainee to the pile of offerings, which consisted mainly of bananas.
47. Trainees are not to be dragged around, their lack of will power is not to be taken advantage of.
a. Siwon
On a Sunday morning, they all saw Siwon leaving for church with half a dozen trainee mindlessly following him, looking absolutely terrified.
48. Public locations are not to be used as make out locations.
a. Kyuhyun
b. Yesung
c. Heechul
d. Hankyung
e. Eunhyuk
f. Donghae
"Seriously, the list is way too long."
49. Trainees are not pets.
Heechul and Kyuhyun had taken it a step too far when they came home with a trainee in on a leash with a pink studded dog collar.
50. Trainees are not...how does a restraining order sound?!
Leeteuk had had enough.
A/N updating at 3 in the afternoon. Because I obviously have a life.
Thanks to everyone who subscribed and commented and made suggestions, I will use them in later chapters. Now I will go back to being a sniffling mess because a child sneezed on me the other day. I love my job, it really brings out the essence of life.
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