Mexico

Guidelines for a Peaceful Dorm Experience

They were on the road a lot. Actually that was the understatement of the century. They were constantly on the road. They had taken the plane too many times and spent way too long in those vans. That's why Leeteuk took a very important decision as he posted the fifty-first rule.

 

 

51. All rules stated on this board apply to trips.

 

He even considered bringing it in his suitcase.

 

 

 

52. The van counts as a "public place"

           a. refer to rule 48

 

Kangin was absolutely grossed out to be in the same car as Donghae and Eunkyuk who were doing "fanservice".

 

 

 

53. For the love of everything unholy, if you're rooming with someone, keep it in your pants.

 

It was Heechul, oddly enough, who had posted this one, with a look of pure disgust and hatred.

 

 

 

54. Is it possible to even act remotely normal?

           a. Heechul

           b. Kyuhyun

           c. Yesung

 

They had decided to summon Poseidon in the hotel's swimming pool, much to the confusion of other patrons.

 

 

 

55. If you don't know the language, don't go wandering off by yourself.

 

Ryeowook had decided to go on a culinary excursion in Argentina and got lost and couldn't ask anyone for directions.

 

 

 

56. Mexico never happened.

 

That was a trip they would all remember.

 

 

 

57. Pillow forts? Seriously?

 

Leeteuk was absolutely exasperated when he arrived home to see a pile of bodies hidden behind the couch with a mass of pillows and blankets shielding them, and couldn't believe they were all grown men.

 

 

 

58. Here is a list of acceptable pets in the dorms. All others will be returned to their original owner and/or location.

           a. Dog

           b. Cat

           c. Fish

Sungmin had tried to get a monkey back to Korea, from Mexico.
"It has sentimental value!"
"It has rabies."


59. The following objects are forbidden to bring on trips
a. Trumpet
b. Sledgehammer
c. Twister

Mexico.
 


60. The following objects are forbidden to bring back from trip.
a. Sombrero
b. Plastic talking fish
c. Banana perfume

It had been one hell of a ride from their hotel to the airport on their trip to Mexico.

 


A/N

Sorry guys, I don't really know what's happening but the format goes all funky towards the end, maybe it's just in the editor...but I don't like it. 

I won't be updating this weekend, sorry, but the good news is : I'm going to have my computer back after this weekend so I'll have all my work here so more stories to come. Hopefully. If I'm not too lazy to get editing. 

Thanks to everyone who commented and subscribe, and enjoy this chapter. My personal favourite is 58. 

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wayforrokkugo
#1
Chapter 6: i love rule 54 i literally burst out laughing reading that one
ramen_and_basketball
#2
Chapter 21: if leeteuk probably continued it all to this day, it would have probably gone over a thousand by now 😂😂 this story is amazing! thank you!
ramen_and_basketball
#3
Chapter 18: #170 kyu's not telling us something, maybe he's secretly working for the government 🤔 🤔
ramen_and_basketball
#4
Chapter 16: its only been 16 chapters 😭 😭 but also i luv this chappy :>> to have 22 cats is wow, in teuk's defense he was asleep most of the time
ramen_and_basketball
#5
Chapter 14: #140 😳 siwon???
ramen_and_basketball
#6
Chapter 13: #124 nooooo i can imagine it omg 😂😂😂 the poor leaders and managers probably have had enough and have lost it, leeteuk finally proved #118
ramen_and_basketball
#7
Chapter 12: #118 hit me xD i think Leeteuk is slipping
ramen_and_basketball
#8
Chapter 8: At this point in the story, i feel so sorry for teukie (and their manager) and i am so interested in what happened in mexico?? but also i would probably join in some of the things they did xD sorry leader-nim, its too much to resist sometimes
Liza_Blessedx2 #9
Chapter 21: Hahahahahahaaaa.....absolutely brilliant, haven't had such a good laugh in ages, Heechul and Kyuhyun...total demons :D <3
ninive
#10
Chapter 21: I love the parts about Siwon's side jobs.