Leeteuk liked to think that his dongsaengs were all grown men, who incidentally had experience various levels of ual intimacy. They shared stories, they experimented together, and they were sometimes the unfortunate victims of life in a common dorm. Yet every time things like that happened, he questioned his sanity, and prayed for the victims of events they had inadvertently witnessed. He decided to post this rule on the board, not because it was new, but because he felt someone needed a reminder.

21. SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR!
            a. Heechul!

Donghae would need therapy after what he had seen.

22. Do not get between Shindong and his food.
            a. Sungmin has taught him basic martial arts.

It was the last time Ryeowook had used food as a bargaining chip with him.

23. There is such thing as personal space.
            a. Siwon

Siwon had been heavily injured after he had draped himself over the gaming maknae. Still, he didn't learn his lesson, and dared to sprawl all over Shindong in the middle of the summer.

24. The manager is off limit for practical jokes.

"Thank you."
"No problem," Leeteuk had said as he helped the man scrub out the corn syrup from his hair.

25. The walls are thin.

"Get earplugs," Heechul had countered.

26. Refrain from attempting to exorcise your fellow members.

"I swear his eyes turned black!"
"Stop being a drama queen, Kyuhyun is not a demon."

27. Stuffing everything in the closet is not an acceptable cleaning method

Donghae and Eunhyuk had received a stern speech after the entire content of the closet had fallen on the leader's head.

28. When guests are over, please act normal.

The Kyuhyun, Heechul had gathered in the living room matching smirks. They had then proceeded to invoke the Banana Overlord, by hoarding dozens and dozens of banana and stapling pictures of monkeys on the walls. They climbed on the furniture, and screeched loudly for an hour, as Kangin's girlfriend was over. It was the last they had seen of her.

29. Jumping to conclusions, running away from your problems and avoiding the truth does not constitute as weekly exercise.
            a. Shindong
            b. Kyuhyun

"Aw come on! It takes skills and effort."

30. There is no such thing as vocal practice at 3 in the morning
            a. Kyuhyun
            b. Yesung

The entire floor had been woken up as the two vocalists suddenly sang the chorus of New Endless Love. 

A/N

Since I'm up at five in the morning, not because I woke up really early, but because I actually haven't gone to bed tonight (the disastrous effects of a chocolate muffin at midnight), I figure why the hell not update. I have oficially posted half of my pre-written material and you guys know what that means...slower updates, the horror.

And so, we are introduced to the Banana Overlord, a reoccuring bad joke. 

I have a really bad pick up line, but it's so greatly awful that I feel like I need to share it, maybe I'll use it in this story somehow.

"Can I be your alarm clock, so I can cockledoodledo you every morning?"

Does it even make sense? (I'm a foreigner, I don't understand!)