181. Don't turn the ducks by the pond into cannibals

It was a thrilling saga, Kyuhyun and Yesung had gone down to feed the ducks, and Kyuhyun wanted to experiment. Over the course of a few days the ducks' behavior had changed drastically, probably reacting to being fed duck, and it ended with the two of the being chased by a herd of angry ducks all the way back to their car.

182. Waking up in a tree only counts as an accident if it happens once.

Well, to put it simply, crazy things happened when Super Junior got drunk.

183. Don't start a campfire in the living room.

Leeteuk knew they were prone to pyromaniac behavior, but seeing them toast marshmallows sitting on couch was too much.

184. Date night does not involve maiming, dismemberment, and/or permanent physical trauma.

Kyuhyun was on the hunt for date night ideas and needless to say the other members weren't very helpful.*

185. No more strip poker

"You're just sore because you ended up in the third round."

186. Wearing a mustache is not an effective disguise.

Eunhyuk and Donghae had tried to sneak out one night, out to do god knows what, and actually though those ridiculous handlebar mustaches would fools the stalkers.

187. Voodoo dolls don't actually work.

A. Yesung

Since the mosquito incident had failed, he was still out for blood, and had made a voodoo doll of Eunhyuk in order to get his revenge.

188. Don't make voodoo dolls of your fellow members.

It was only a few days later that Leeteuk found out Yesung hadn't made the doll himself, he had bought it from Siwon's large collection.

189. Do not give business classes to young business oriented members of the Kpop industry

Siwon had found the perfect pupil: Suho. Just like him, he had enough wealth to invest in viable projects and expand his horizons as an entrepreneur. The two of them made a scary pair, and quite a bit of money.

190. Foreign movies without subtitles are banned for movie night.

They ended up sitting through a four hour long German movie, not one of them understanding what was being said. However, the next morning, Leeteuk was greeted with a loud “guten Morgen Herr Leeteuk, wie geht es Ihnen?”*

A/N

*190 and 184 were suggested by the lovely shinybicho

I'm really starting to run low on ideas, these are getting more and more ridiculous. But next chapter will have closure, I'll try to tie up all the loose ends and whatnot, but not before I'm done with my stupid midterms. (What was going through my mind when I decided to take an administration class? Why?) I must warn everyone, the last last rule in the next chapter was planned way before any of the crazy things happened at SM, whatever it was that happened. 

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