“Now last week we managed to get Leeteuk to crack in thirty six hours, fifty three minutes and thirteen seconds. Let’s do better this week. Any ideas on how to beat that?” Heechul lectured as he, and a select group of people, were standing in one of the empty practice rooms of SM.

A few evils smiles and demonic cackles were heard, but only one spoke up, “I bet I can do it in twenty three,” Kyuhyun announced.

91. Why is there a termite mound in the living room?

It turns out Yesung had somehow opted for the "home recipe" diet for his turtles.

“Twenty two hours, bless the power of suggestion,” Kyuhyun had added.

92. Siwon's endless wealth is not to be abused of.

"I don't mind, hyung" had said Siwon.
"Pot calling the kettle black," had said Heechul.
"What is it for then?" Had asked Kyuhyun.

93. Clean it before it starts moving.

It was a well known fact that Donghae was not the cleanest person, and his room suddenly turned into a minefield with ambiguously moving things.*

94. Do not invite members of other groups into your madness. Keep your cult rituals to yourself.

Leeteuk got a call late Tuesday evening from Taeyeon, claiming Yoona had finally cracked and had started collecting massive amounts of bananas, muttering something about an Overlord, and Taeyeon didn't know what to do about it.

95. Selling other members' underwear on eBay is not an acceptable secondary revenue.

They had found the source of Siwon's endless wealth.

96. If your phone contains incriminating pictures of other members and/or celebrities, do not lose the damn phone.

They all had quite the scare when Heechul misplaced his phone. They all knew what it contained and launched an agency wide search for it. Turns out it had been misplaced in Donghae's room.

97. Teaching "useful" sentences in other languages to unsuspecting members: never again.

a. Henry

Turns out the translation for "where is the bathroom" in English was not " on my star spangled ".

98. Abducting fellow members is not an acceptable way to "take out the trash".

a. Kyuhyun

Kyuhyun had taken Yesung halfway to the garbage chute when he finally asked why. Someone did not get laid that night.

99. It is not necessary to test out the soundproofing of the walls.

a. I think we all know who is concerned.

Kyuhyun and Yesung were truly amazing vocalists, in every sense of the word.

100. Coating the soap bar with nail polish is not funny.

a. Neither is replacing shampoo with corn syrup.

b. Or shaving cream by whip cream

c. Or toilet paper with double sided sticky tape.

"Bathroom pranks are banned," Kangin yelled angrily as he walked out looking like a disaster.

* 93 was suggested by the lovely shinybicho

A/N

So, how was that for a quick update. Insomnia does wonders! Anyway, most of you guys said to keep going past 100, and so I decided I would keep going, even though well it might take a while. I might marked the story as complete and then just keep on going. I'll see. I haven't made much progress in the Mexico interlude, but it will come eventually.

Thanks to everyone who commented, and subscribed, and enjoy this chapter!