There were times where Leeteuk wondered if he was in fact the leader of one of oldest korean idol group of the current scene, or if he was a babysitter for children aged five to ten. Injuries were common, they had a rather hectic lifestyle and dance practice could get hazardous, but sometimes he actually wondered how stupid s could get.

61. Yoga balls are henceforth banned from the dorms

           a. and the practice room

           b. and anywhere within 100 m of Donghae

Donghae had come to him with a split lip and a massive rug burn of his forehead. He had to interrogate Eunhyuk, who was literally crying on the floor from laughing, to find out that Donghae had faceplanted while attempting to stand on the ball.

62. A bruised ego is not a valuable excuse to get out of dance practice.

Kyuhyun was grumpy because he had lost some important StarCraft game, and tried to guilt trip his leader in letting him skip dance practice with that as a main argument.

63. Fireworks are banned.

           a. along with any explosives

Mexico had been one hell of a night, and it had started with third degree burns on Kangin's leg.

64. Not because it looks harmless means it is.

Returning to Korea from Mexico, Sungmin had to get a rabies shot, seeing as the monkey he had tried to bring back bit him.

65. Eating strange food before embarking on a long car ride...NO

Shindong had absolutely insisted on going to try out some local food. The rest is self explanatory.

66. Drawing Devil's trap on the ceiling above Kyuhyun's door is not a way to ask him to go to church.

           a. Eunhyuk stop putting ideas in Siwon's head

           b. Siwon...I'm disappointed in you.

"But hyung, Kyuhyun is in bad need of the presence of the Lord."

67. Wrestling is and will forever be banned from the dorms

           a. makes for too many casualties

           b. and injuries

           c. and collateral damage

Henry was positive he had died and gone to heaven when Kangin landed on him, after being thrown around for about half an hour by Shindong and Yesung.

68. When wearing any sort of head gear, make sure it fits and visibility is not reduced.

Trying on his brand new fashion hat, Yesung had ran into street lamps three times in a row on his way to the dorms.

69. NO

"Party pooper," Heechul hissed, as Leeteuk posted the sixty ninth rule before anyone could make a lewd comment or dirty joke.

70. Stupidity is not an excuse to disregard an injury.

           a. and stupidity is not a life threatening injury either, Kyuhyun

As Kyuhyun walked beside Yesung, and his brand new hat, he didn't feel the need to mention to the said man that his forehead was bleeding, since the cause of the injury was stupidity. "Natural selection at its finest" he had hummed cheekily in his defense.