(China-shopping-speaking chinese)

“So do you guys want to get anything?” Asked Lay.

“I want a new phone.” Jun said, “And Minghao wants his mommy.”

Minghao glared.

“Well that sounds like a plan because I’ve been using my phone for like 10 years already so why not change into a new one. What about you, Minghao? Go for a new one?”

“Sure why not.”

“Bingo!!!” Yelled excited Jun, “Let’s go! Ohhhhhh you know that phone that Happy Camp always promotes? That Vivo X7 phone? I want that one!”

“Yeah that sounds like a nice phone.” Agreed Lay.

(After shopping for their phones)

“So what do you guys plan to do with your phones?” Asked Lay.

“Uhhh, keep them in case? I’ll just use take out my card and switch a new one and if there’s a problem with this amazing phone there’s always my old one.”

“I guess I’ll do what Junnie does too.”

“DON’T CALL ME JUNNIE MINGHAO!”

“Why? You know that our fans love it.” Jun laughed.

“Should I tell them THAT YOU WANT YOUR MOMMMYYYYYYY?”

“My mom ships us so it’s cool.” Minghao stuck out his tongue.

Jun raised his fist and then comes Lay to the rescue.

“Now now now, Junnie don’t play hard to get. Let’s stay calm because everyone knows that you love him too.”

“Yah! Lay ge! You’re on his side too?”

“May...be……” Giggled Lay, “Look how cute you two look together. I SHIP IT!”

“You wanna get beaten up?!?!” Yelled Jun.

“Go ahead and try, Jun, if you aren’t scared of your manager. I’m sure there are many people here who can take the footage. I mean, you will go famous so……. But it’s gonna get to your manager fast……”

“Ughhhhh I hate you guys.” He pouted.

“Well I mean you and Minghao do have the same phone cases……”

“WELL YOU DO TOO!” Yelled Jun.

“Now let’s stay low-key because people are gonna think we’re weirdos and we’re gay.”

“Well we are weirdos so you can’t deny that. We can deny that we are gay.”

“Well Jun, we might have to recheck that with you and Minghao….”

“Yahh!”

“Hey guys, I thought of an idea. Do you want to earn some moneyyy?”

“How Lay ge?”

“You stupid Minghao? Get music, get masks on, dance, and get money!”

“That works. Uh, okay, street names, I was thinking: Minghoe, Junflawless, and……. Lay.”

“Hey how come you’re Junflawless and we have such weird names? What’s up with…. Minghoe?”

“It’s a beautiful name, don’t you think?”

“...............”

“See, you are gay Jun, Haohao is your hoe.” Laughed Lay.

“Shut up and dance.”

“Shut up and dance with me….. This woman is my destiny-”

“SHUT UP ALREADY!”

“Okay let’s stay calm Jun…. let’s first find a good place to dance….and let’s just stick with our stage names.”

“Fine, people know us for our stage names anyways. But where do we dance? I’ve never done this before really…”

“Oh don’t worry I do this every time I come. I usually dance on this street but there is not enough space for all three of us. So let’s just go to a nearby park.”

(At The Park)

“Are you sure Lay ge? It seems like there is already and dance group here.”

“Seriously Minghao you are a KPOP idol now so act like one.”

“But this is China not Korea and if you haven’t realized yet we aren’t TFBOYS.”

“Well, they aren’t TFBOYS either and we’re half EXO and half Seventeen  if they tell us to move we move. We technically have more fame than they do so technically they should move. Anyways what should we dance to?”

“I was thinking AOA “Heart attack”, but we should all agree on it right?” “Sure Jun you and dance that by yourself!!” Laughed Minghao.

“Nevermind. I was thinking about dancing something EXO but that would give you away.”

“Actually, Jun that’s a good idea. We could dance and then when it comes to my part of the song I’ll take off my mask and scare everyone.”

“You mean surprise and kill. I don’t think that you’ll scare anyone.” Envied Jun.

“So I was thinking that we start with 24K’s Superfly, then move onto BTS’s I Need You, then Beast’s Fiction, then Infinite’s Bad, and then EXO’s Call Me Baby. I take off my mask then and then we’ll play Seventeen’s Adore You after that and then you guys can take off your masks and then it’ll be a success!”

“Yeah that works. Let’s settle down and set up first.”

(Setting up complete)

“Ready to dance now?” Breathed Lay, “3…..2…….1.”

The music started off with Superfly, and in like 1 minute into the song there was already a huge crowd around them cheering them on and recording.

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” The crowd cheered.

Everything was going well and smooth, as they went though I Need U, Fiction, and finally Bad. The crowd got bigger and

After the song was finished, while Lay went to change the song, getting ready to take off his mask, and one of the spectators asked, “What’s your dance crew name?”

“Ummm……. EXTEEN! You know because we’re big fans of EXO and Seventeen so combine the names together.”

“Oh that’s cool. We thought that you guys were ex teenagers.” Laughed one of audience members.

“Who said you guys were big fans?!?!” Screamed a boy from the distance. He had a crew of boys that looked like dancers behind him, “Well guess what, we’re bigger fans!”

“OH MY GOD IT’S SHAWTIES!!!!!!” Yelled one of the spectators.

“Who’s that?” Whispered Minghao to one of the people.

“Oh they’re a very famous street dance group here in China. They usually perform once a week here and the crowd’s bigger than this.”

“Oh that’s nice. HEY! SHAWTIES, RIGHT? UP FOR A BATTLE?” Yelled Minghao.

“Who do you think you guys are? Challenging us? Fine. Well let’s see who’s going down today.” Smirked their leader, Big DOLLAR$.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sorry guys for the late update. Thanks for being patient with us. We have no idea when we'll be able to update again since school is going to start soon and I'm going on vacation on Saturday again. I still have summer reading like whoops XD (I'm a procrastanateur is that how you spell it lol) so please don't kill us. Again thanks for your support. Comment, subscirbe, and vote!