Ming to the third power
EXTEEN - The True Story of EXO and Seventeen**This chapter will be in like a weird format for you guys so it’s easier to read. ‘means thoughts’ everything else is talking. Minghao is peeking from a corner so he’s having thoughts in this random writing lol**
Mingming: Angel is that you? Is it really you? ‘My child has grown up so well’
Angel: Yes it is, how do you know my name but I don’t know yours?
Mingming: You don’t remember me? ‘How does she not remember me??’
Angel: Well people change and I stay adorable.
Mingming: Sure “bunny” keep telling yourself that. ‘Honestly she got cuter. She sort of looks like is five years old’
Angel: Bunny? How do you know about that?? The only people that knows are- WAIT it can’t be! MINGMING?!?!
Mingming: The one and only. I missed you too. ‘She smells really good’
Angel:**bear hug**
MingHAO: ‘Who the hell is he’
Mingming: Okay okay let go of meeeeeee!
Angel: Are you going to transfer!!
Mingming: What?? How are you and Victoria? ‘I need to know everything about Victoria, I need her back!!’
Angel: AMAZING, how have you been? Have you seen Victoria? Did you get another girlfriend?
Mingming: Great. Yes. Yes. ‘Why so many questions??’
Angel: WHO IS IT?? I WON’T TELL VICTORIA!
Mingming: Jieqiong……… ‘Great it looks like she hates me now.’
Angel: Ohhhh…. She doesn’t like Victoria and I…..
Mingming: It’s okay.. She forced me too.. I want to break up but I don’t want to be lonely. ‘Well I want Victoria and you back but Pinky will kill me probably…’
Angel: Ohhh… Victoria has a new boyfriend. I’m sorry. ‘Lies I know very well Victoria doesn’t want him back.’
Mingming: Who is it?!?! ‘NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!! STAY CALM’
Angel: I want you to find out for yourself I don’t wanna tell you so don’t try!
Mingming: So Bunny I’ll ask the same thing. Do you have a boyfriend? ‘I HAVE A CHANCE’
Angel: Nope.
Mingming: Do you like anyone? ‘I am so desparate’
Angel: Nope I’m just trying to make friends at the moment. Why do you wanna know so much about my love life??
Mingming: Well first, if I do break up, I don’t want to be lonely… Second, Victoria is taken. Third, we are already friends. ‘That came out weird…’
Angel: OPPA?!?! You know I just think of you as a friend right!!
Mingming: Yessssss. ‘Ugh lonely so lonelyyyyyyyyy’
MingHao: ‘YOU BETTER I LIKE HER MORE’
Mingming: I know... But? We will still talk even though I'm dating Jieqiong right? I missed you two too much! ‘Should I include I have no real friends now?? Jieqiong uses me. I left Seventeen…’
Angel: OF COURSE!! Give me your number! **pinky promise**
Mingming: Sure here. I pinky promise.
Angel: Are you going to transfer I’M HERE!! VICTORIA’S HERE!! Jieqiong’s HERE!!
Mingming: Pinky? Oh I’m not sure anymore! Like please no. ‘It’s the hurtful truth’
Angel: LOL!! Seventeen’s here too!
Mingming: That’s nice but they already debuted… And I don’t think they have tim-. Wait? Does Jun go here? ‘Wait do I miss Jun?’
Angel: AWHHHHHHH THAT’S SO CUTE!!
Mingming: **pins her to locker and covers ** Yah shut up!! People are staring! ‘WHY DID SHE SCREAM!’
Angel: Oppa you know I how I feel about being pinned…..
Mingming: OH SHOOT, I’M SO SORRY!! **hugs** Please forgive me. ‘Please forgive me. I sorry for what I did in the past.’
MingHAO: ‘WHY DO THEY HUG SO MUCH!! I HOPE SHE NEVER FORGIVES HIM!!’
Angel: I do. And Jun does go here. All of Seventeen does actually.
Mingming: Oh WOW. ‘All of them??’
Angel: Can you let go??
Mingming: Oh sorry!! I guess I can transfer… You’re here, Jun’s--
Angel: AND I’M ALL THAT MATTERS!!
Mingming: Sureeeeee….
**pushes him all the way the to administration office**
MingHAO: ‘WHY ARE THEY SO TOUCHY’
Angel: HE WANTS TO TRANSFER!!
Office guy/JYP: Um okay... Talents??
Mingming: Umm I don’t have-- ‘Lies’
Angel: HE WAS A PLEDIS TRAINEE!! AND HE DANCES!
JYP: Acceptable.
Angel: REALLY THAT’S AMAZING **hugs**
JYP: Girlfriend??
Mingming: WE ARE NOT DATING!! Bunny congratulate me later. ‘So embarrassing but it’s fine’
MingHAO: ‘BETTER NOT BE SHE IS MINE!!’
JYP: Really? You called her bunny?
Mingming: Ask her. ‘Why does bunny just slip out it’s like I don’t know her name.’
Angel: He calls me bunny because I’m jumpy and I have lots of energy! But, I don’t like carrots. And I usually call him Koala since he likes sleeping, eating, and hugs! And our friend Victoria is Panda because she is asian, like really asian she likes everything asian!
Mingming:**Slaps forehead** Really Angel, Well I do like sleeping, eating, and hugs. And Victoria is in love with everything asian but still that’s weird……’
JYP: OKAYY THEN TMI. Here’s the paperwork. And rule book… Rule 17 is very important. NO DATING!!
Angel+Mingming: WE ARE NOT DATING!! And aren’t there people dating already?
JYP: Probably but they aren’t obvious… You two keep hugging to public.
Angel: URGHHHHHHHHH!!
Jieqiong: Mingming! Congratulations you are transferring right!! **kiss on lips**
JYP: Nevermind….
Jieqiong: Why are you talking to this low life *points at Angel**
Mingming: She is my best friend? Why?
Angel: I guess should leave… **mutters*low life who does she think she is??* BYEE KOALA!!
Jieqiong: Can I call you Koala?
Mingming: No! BYEE BUNNY!!! I’LL TEXT YOU LATER!
Angel: OKAYYY!
Jieqiong: Bunny? I want a pet name!!
Mingming: Well I only give pet names to special people so I guess you're not getting one...
MingHAO: Hi Angel!
Angel: Hi Haohao Oppa!! Have you been watching? ‘Obviously’
Minghao: Yes….. I wanted to know about the new guy! Who is he?
Angel: You already know him….. ‘Well maybe’
Minghao: How do you know him?
Angel: A person showed me him. And we became good friends ‘Really good friends’
Minghao: Why did you hug him?
Angel: Because I can?? ‘So JELLY’
Minghao: That’s not really a answer?
Angel: I HUGGED YOU!! Are you jealous?? **giggles**
Minghao: NO! OF COURSE NOT!
Angel: Then why are you asking so many questions??
Mingyu: What questions?
Angel: ‘MINGYU I swear you are so clueless!’ WAIT!! **takes the things Mingyu is holding puts them on Minghao’s pile** Hold this. **hugs Mingyu**
Mingyu: what?
Minghao: Haha very funny!!
Mingyu: Ohhh!!
Minghao: What else do you know about him?
Angel: Well do I know that he is a good kisser….. ‘LOL their faces’
Minghao: WHAT!! I THOUGHT YOU NEVER DATED!
Mingyu: **laughing** This is hilarious!
Angel: He has kissed Victoria too…. ‘How do you feel know playboy?’
Mingyu: WHAT!!
Angel: He did us both longer than 2 minutes at least. ‘Victoria more than 5 at least lol’
Both: WHAT??
Angel: What? Is something wrong?
Minghao: Yeah you and Mingyu are still hugging. And second-
Angel: **let's Mingyu free and hugs Minghao** Better?
Mingyu: HAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T EVEN!!
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Happy Holidays everyone! Guess who has tickets to the BTS concert (Did I mention this already whoops). Well guess who has hell week in swimming. KMS.
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