"Daddy! We have some questions for you!"
That was what the trio said as they barged in inside Jin and Namjoon's room.
Thankfully they were doing absolutely nothing.
Thankfully.

"You fetuses need to learn knocking," Jin huffed, crossing his arms as he pulled himself from Namjoon's embrace.
"Or maybe you can learn to actually lock the door." The youngest shrugged as he and his two hyung made themselves comfortable on the bed.

"So what's it? I hope it's not something stupid."
"Can you expect something NOT stupid coming from them?" Jin laughed.
"Mom, shut up." Taehyung pouted as he gave Namjoon a book.

The older took it and flip on the page Taehyung had marked.
"Read that, Daddy. The one I colored."

It reads :

If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous
If it bites you and you die; it's venomous

"And?"
"What if it bites me and it dies?"
Namjoon rolled his eyes at Jimin's question, "It means you're poisonous, I thought you were smarter than this, Jimin."
"What if it bites itself and I die?" This time, it was Jungkook.
"It's voodoo.." Namjoon deadpanned.
"Voodoo dol-" Jungkook raised a brow.
"What if it bites me and other people dies?"
"That's correlation, Tae. Not causation."
"Then the last."
"Hmm."

"What if we bite each other and neither of us die?"
"Taehyung!" It was Jin, "Namjoon you need not to answer him."
"Whyyy? I just wanna know!" Taehyung pouted.
"Yeah, he just w