Never trust a man who has already failed

Who are we searching for? (And who are they hiding from?)

Luhan laughed as they shuffed the boy inside their van.

“What a nice plan, man.” Yixing praised his partner for finally doing a job right.

“What plan?” Luhan smiled toothily as they rushed to the driver’s seat.

“Switching off the lights. When did you do it? Where was I? But cool.” Yixing started the engine and fixed the rear mirror so he could see the boy struggling behind in the van.

“Oh no no. I didn’t switch the lights off. But it sure came handy.” Luhan told him and turned around to take a better look at their kidnapping.

The little man tried hard to get the ropes off his wrists and ankles.

“Ah nagh ga bun – you gah – gah da hong pasun – le ma ga – le ma ga!” he screamed but the tape on his mouth didn’t let him.

“Poor chap. It’s your fault you were born rich.” Luhan shook his head.

“Rig my as!”

 

 

 

The car started and they drove at a quick speed towards the outskirts of Beijing.

“Le me gooo! You aghols!” came the noise from behind and the boys on the front seats just laughed at his misery.

Yixing’s phone made a tickling sound and he picked it to see a message from his boss, a photo of some smiling boy.

“Hah boss is so late. Sending the picture now when we’ve already got him.” Yixing showed the screen to Luhan who laughed along with him. He shook his head and kept his phone back.

It was only a few seconds later did he realize it and both gaped at each other in horror.

“Wait a minute!” Yixing stopped the car immediately and Luhan turned around again to remove the tape from the victim’s mouth, Yixing brought his phone forward in level to his face.

The person in the photo had high cheekbones, squinted eyes and cat like curled lips. Unlike this one glaring at them with his doe eyes.

“Who are you?!” Luhan asked in panic.

“I’m the wedding’s manager, you losers! You won’t survive when I’m free!” Kyungsoo yelled at them with his swollen lips, trying to break from the ropes again but to no avail.

“You idiot….” Yixing muttered to Luhan as his gleaming face a while ago starting falling. 

 

 

 


 

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teresaginny
#1
Chapter 44: I really enjoy this fic, it's fun from every aspects, i love how all the 'problems' related to each other, and it keeps making me guessing who will appear on the next scene, what would they be.
Except for Luhan, i really like everyone's character.. i honestly expecting something better for Luhan. Anyway, poor Kyungsoo at the last chapter cracked me up. I kinda want to see what would happen to Luhan and Yixing when they meet Kyungsoo again..
Mendoksai-_-
#2
Chapter 45: I was laughing out loud when i read this fic.especially kyungsoo's part..
KimFaSooBaek
#3
Chapter 45: this is one of the best chaotic fanfic that I ever read!!!! you are awesome dear.....I really love this kind of story
I love Sue and Chanyeol together at the end.....
btw, what bollywood movie that you get inspired from?
KpopTakingOverLife #4
Chapter 36: When i read this i got a ' better have my money' vibe off it, hahahaha i love it.
KpopTakingOverLife #5
Chapter 32: They are in absolute chaos and it is so funny. Could you imagine if this was a movie or a tv show? It'd be hilarious.
KpopTakingOverLife #6
Chapter 30: I hope you have a better day tomorrow and luhan and minseok
Myang3544
#7
This is so funny!
princessjay #8
Chapter 27: I love this! So many things happening all at the same time with the characters interconnected somehow in the past and/or present. So far, we haven't heard of Minseok. I'm wondering how he is related to the plot, aside from, I'm assuming, being another Kim cousin.
KpopTakingOverLife #9
Chapter 26: This is hilarious. How did you come up with it? I like how you portray the characters