In Which Xiumin Asks a Question.
EXO Text Messages"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
- Mark Twain.
Because i am feeling like getting some done.
Fighting ^^
Enjoy~
Xiumin: huh,no one is home
Xiumin: guys
Xiumin: has anyone seen my slippers?
Tao: Sehun threw it to my face this morning
Sehun: because u threw the other one to my face!
Tao: u wouldn't get up
Sehun: i was eating
Tao: u were watching a tv
Sehun: Jongin was lying on me
Kai: i was tired
Baekhyun: after sleeping for 10 hours straight?
Kai: that only happened because i was awake for 100 hours straight
Chen: so u decided to sleep on Sehun
Chen: interesting
Baekhyun: u once dozed off while sitting on a toilet
Chen: who told u and Chanyeol to take so long to shower
Baekhyun: interesting how u didn't get out and just decided to sit there and wait
Chanyeol: u r not the one to make fun someone's odd sleeping habits
D.O: didn't u fell asleep on the kitchen floor while looking for Yixing hyung's earing?
Lay: he was looking for it cause i said he can have it if he can find it
D.O: u really were thinking to give it him,weren't u?
Lay: of course
Lay: i just told u so
D.O: Ah,hyung
D.O: that is not how u live
Chen: especially not how to treat Baekhyun
Suho: guys,
Suho: Minseok hyung asked u a question
Kai: ok,who the hell drew all these hearts on my locker?
Baekhyun: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Baekhyun.
Kai: don't u two have anything better to do?
Kai: i mean,i know i am handsome and stuff
Kai: but u guys are married,get a hold of yourself
Kris: Tao
Kris: u with Sehun?
Tao: yeah,we r gonna have lunch
Kris: smack him for me
Tao: pleasure!
Sehun: Ya
Sehun: why?
Sehun: i mean hyung
Sehun: why?
Kris: u took my underwear again,didn't u?
Sehun: no,i didn't
Chanyeol: i did
Kris: Ya!
Chanyeol: i asked Luhan hyung and he said i can
Kris: u could have asked him about murdering me and he still would have said u can!
Kai: Kris hyung is pissed
Chanyeol: lend him ur boxer?
Kai: of course i will,unlike Luhan hyung
Kai: i don't live to make Kris hyung's life miserable
Kris: where is Luhan?
Xiumin: sleeping
Xiumin: he is sleeping,found him
Kris: strangle him
Suho: hyung,did u find ur slipper?
Lay: my s are hard
Baekhyun: ahahahahahahahaha,
Baekhyun: what now?
Lay: they r hard
Chen: and?
Lay: ^^ nothing,just wanted to report my condition
Chanyeol: cute,hyung i so cute
Kris: u r at the store,right?
Lay: yes?
Kris: nothing.
Tao: Ewww,the way Sehun eats
Tao: and he is cursing me with his mouth full!
Tao: he is an animal
D.O: and u love animals
Kris: ya,what did u guys do with Minseok's slippers?
Chanyeol: the last time i saw it,Tao was holding it and was chasing Sehun
Baekhyun: Sehun stepped on your bracelted and crushed it
Kris: whcih one?
Baekhyun: one of the many that u own
Lay: Hehe
Chanyeol: remember when Kris hyung fell and broke Tao's ceramic cat?
Kris: the little wasn't even concerned about my
Chen: he just shoved u aside,i laughed so hard
Tao: why would i be concerned about ge's ?
Chanyeol: u r right,hyung should be concerned about urs,right?
Baekhyun: bottom
Sehun: keke,Tao just slammed the table and hurt his hand
Sehun: idiot
Baekhyun: probably because of ual frustration
Lay: Baekhyun is funny ^^
Suho: u guys still haven't helped Minseok hyung
Chen: Kyungsoo,why do u always go alone?
Chen: we could have gone together
D.O: cause i need peace and some rest from mentally challenged people
Kai: meaning us?
D.O: yeah
Kris: Chanyeol,i should wax your leg hair
Chanyeol: like we did to yours?
Chen: that was such a good time
Baekhyun: we almost died
Baekhyun: totally worth it
Kris: i'll wax every single hair u have on your body
Kai: i only had pink,so now he is wearing hot pink boxer ^^
Lay: i didn't know u liked pink
Kai: Kyungsoo bought it for me
Lay: Kyungsoo never buys anything for me
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo never buys anything for anyone
Baekhyun: he is raising Jongin well to eat it when Jongin gets ready
Lay: u r funny!
Baekhyun: ^^/
D.O: screw u all,i am out.
Kai: why do u have to that much? u know he is sensitve
Baekhyun: and u know he doesn't take me seriously?
Kai: true
Kai: gotta go,me and Kris hyung gonna have lunch too
Kai: good luck in finding your slippers,Minseok hyung
Baekhyun: is anyone in mood for soup?
Baekhyun: i want some Ox Bone Soup
Lay: me!
Baekhyun: at this rate you r gonna fall for me too
Lay: too?
Baekhyun: Chanyeol,Kris hyung,Sehun,they have all fallen for me
Chanyeol: i pity your sanity
Lay: but he is funny and cute
Sehun: i thought i was funny and cute
Baekhyun: Yixing hyung,u still at that music store?
Lay: yep
Suho: u went there at 9
Lay: and?
Suho: nothing
Tao: we gotta go,Sehun wants to buy some movie or something
Chen: ?
Baekhyun: buy some for us too
Tao: u know we can't do that publicly,right?
Baekhyun: so u really r gonna just buy some normal movie?
Tao: yes
Baekhyun: weird
Baekhyun: anyway,Yixing hyung,stay there,i'll come pick u up
Chen: u r gonna eat at that place where i sneezed and accidently ate your last piece of meat
Baekhyun: yes,u
Chen: i'll tag alone
Baekhyun: no,go away
Chen: i'll treat
Baekhyun: see in 25
Chanyel: i am gonna come too
Lay: Junmyeon?
Suho: sure ^^
Chanyeol: u gonna treat?
Suho: no
Chanyeol: u r gonna end up doing it anyway
Suho: it's not my fault that u guys spend ur money for things that attracts 4 year olds
Baekhyun: u should be glad we r not into toys
Baekhyun: ....or at least don't buy them
Suho: ya
Baekhyun: kidding
Baekhyun: but jokes are said at least half seriously
Xiumin: i just asked u guys if u knew where my slippers were,u know.
Annoy your friends~
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