"Must be depressing."

"What?"

"To know when exactly you die and how exactly you die. I mean c'mon, you tell us to live our lives like you, doing good deeds and stuff and you turn around and die on us. Where exactly is the saving factor or am I missing something here?"

The ends of Kris' lips curled up as he watched Chanyeol flail his abnoxiously long limbs around as he emphasises on how sad Kris' life is and how Kris shouldn't be too hard on himself cause "even though you're the son of God, I think this is a little bit cruel. Tell me honey, I'm sure you do agree that it's sad right? I mean your own father. Wow."

"I am human and also God, Chanyeol. My godly side says that's because he loves his people so much he gave his only son, which is me." He gestured to himself. "And I really don't mind, because at the end of the day I am God and I get eternal life."

"But you won't be able to see me anymore. Doesn't that make you sad?"

"Which is why you're supposed to follow me, so that you get eternal life too."

"But that's so sad."

"My human side says yes it is sad and depressing and I wonder myself, what have I done to deserve this? Then I remember that I'm supposed to honour my father and mother so really now, what choice do I have?" Kris shrugged.

"You could, run away, you know." Chanyeol shoved his phone in his face. "Go to Alaska and make friends with penguins."

"Yeah until he zaps me with lightning and you guys die of sin because I didn't die on the cross."

"You really are the son of God, aren't you?" Chanyeol pulls his phone away and slumps into his seat, shoulders dropping.

"Yes." Kris pats his back with comfort of some sort. "Go forth and tell the world your best friend is the son of God."

"If you'd make an instagram account you'll get hell loads of followers man. I'll be your loyal manager."

"Sadly I'm not in Hollywood and I wish not to be as well."

"Why not? Imagine all the stuff you can get. You can even have your own talk show! Doesn't that aid with your spreading of the word?"

"Mr Park, sometimes I think you're the decendant of the devil trying to tempt me with the human things." Kris sighs.

"Ahh, but you are human." Chanyeol grins

so uhm this is basically kris being the second coming of jesus

yes im catholic and i take my religion seriously but cmon if you cant make fun of yourself you're living life wrong

besides, i know the truth so whats wrong with spreading the word in a different matter

but if youre offended by anyway ill pray for you