Caution: Broken english and very heavy Malaysian accent ahead. Translated ver is not avaiable because it's impossible to translate.

I suka Lu.

All the other girls also like him. Why I cannot lehh? He lengzai wad, with his mob of brown hair and cute little cartoon eyes. Some people say he looks anime like and not real. I agree lohh on some angles but others, he looks human lahh okay?

Of course I don't like just because he lengzai lahh. Never hear before lengzai people got no heart meh? No? Now you heard d lohh, I say derr. He also smart, can play sports, nice to his friends and hengdai, and somemore all kinds of reasons lahh. But i think liking someone dont need a 'why' lohh.

I'm not like them basic usual fangirls, follow him everywhere. Liddat very waste energy and time derr lohh. Cannot understand them. I just see him from far, and keep things to myself. Later people know already also nothing good jekk.

Maybe one day I'll propose to him, like tell him I like him lahh. I'll make it so dramatic that he cannot forget it. But myself also got no guts and face to do that. I'm thinking of going up to the stage when we having assembly, then grab the mic from the teacher's hands and say "Luhan! I suka lu!"

"What? You said something?"

"No lahh. Nothing."

I forgot he's just right beside me.

If you're not Malaysian, and you kinda understood this, you deserve a clap.