https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m_1kYvvlJ4

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× 8 × - I/Me/My POV

This was going to be fun.

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And it really was fun.

I hadn't had this much fun since the dance competition in Hawaii, against 16 other dance crews. It was massive chaos. Everyone was cheering for a certain group, the music was booming loud in the stadium, and everytime I did an air flare or windmill, my heart started to beat faster. Just like now.

Except for this time, my heart beat differently. It was at a steady, fast beat, not the raging mad one at the competitions. It always started whenever Jay smiled, laughed, or said something cute, even flirty. It had stayed that way for a few minutes when he had slung an arm over my shoulder casually, as we had walked out the restaurant.

Of course, me being the cheap me, had asked for a to-go cup from the waiter and poured my remains of coke into the cup.

Since Jay had no "schedule" tomorrow, he wanted to walk around Hongdae. Together.

"Now I don't know about you, but I love Hongdae. The street stores are awesome, easy way to get ddeobeokki, and I can hit the club. But theres one thing missing from the equation. The blocker. It's that tiny number (or letter) that blocks the first number (or letter) from getting to the last number.. (or letter). Simply, lets put it like this.

Me + Jay Park = Ddeobeokki Stand + Street Stores + Club + everything else in Hongdae.

           ^^^^^ = The blocker         

Okay? You see it? Yeah. Me trying so hard to get to Ddeobeokki Stand + Street Stores + Club + Everything else in Hongdae, and then Jay blocks us away from each other.

--insert sad music here because thats sad- 

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2SNh__PdU-

-continuing-....

-and then Jay blocks us away from each other, because he's FAMOUS YO.

Look at reality, Chae Ri. Your hanging out with one of the most iest men on Earth, with the iest smile, the iest laugh, the iest lips, the iest arms, the iest hair, the iest tongue, and the iest abs.

That's alot of y right there.

And that y can't be caged. They gotta roam free. So those y's attract more undeveloped y's, and the undeveloped y's attract cells. These undeveloped y's is his appeal, which is his muscular arms, lips, seductive voice, yeah, everything. Then, those appeals spread out to attract cells, which are the fans.

The cells go into mitosis, cell division. They seperate into more cells, and soon you gotta whole lot of cells that were brought from the undeveloped y's, and the undeveloped y's came from the y.

So. A whole new equation, thanks to y.

Me + Jay Park + y + Undeveloped y + Cells + Cell Divison = Hongdae.

There is no answer. Because the me, the jay park, the y, the undeveloped y, the cells, and the cell division are IN hongdae, and  the answer is all of those added up.

Mother ing, hair ripping, Me , Jay Park stalking, more mother ing, more hair ripping, and the me dead in coffin, plus more .

Okay? Not good. Well, for me. Of course the CELLS (coughfanscough) wouldn't do anything to the y, cause guess where they came from?

The y.

So , killing, more , more killing, and in coffin to the y will end their line of cells.

And if they do that?

No more y."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfVhHVwMBw

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"So that's my WHOLE reasoning for why we SHOULD NOT GO TO HONGDAE IN PUBLIC." I said.

Jay broke out into laughter.

"Seriously? Do you really think I'm going to let you get hurt by my fans?"

We were sitting in a small park a mile away from Hongdae, and I was ranting to Jay about what happen if we walked in Hongdae together. Truth be told, I didn't think he would let me get hurt, but I just wanted to tell him the risks before we fell into hell.

"Ahem. It's "Me" going to get , hair ripped, and mother ed by the "Cells"" I said, matter-of-factly. My mind was in a stage of weirdness, which usually happened in the morning.

What was happening to me?

Psh. Nothing good, that's what's happening to you.

I know that.

Then shut up and stop asking questions that you already know the answer to.

Fine.

OKAY I AM WEIRD. OKAY? MORNING WEIRD HAS TURNED INTO EVENING WEIRD, WHICH WILL TURN INTO NIGHT WEIRD AND SOON YOU'LL HAVE WEIRDS, UNDEVELOPED WEIRDS, AND WELLS ALL OVER THE PLACE TRYING TO FATHER , LIP RIP, AND HUMP EVERYONE.

"Oh my god I'm going crazy." I sank down to the floor. I buried my face in my hands.

Jay got up quickly, and pulled me up. He cupped my cheek softly.

"Chae, if you really don't want to go to Hongdae, just say so. We don't have to go if you don't want to."

You looked up into his eyes. They were full of sincerity, and worry.

Well, of course there would be worry. Who wouldn't worry about some crazy woman raging her head off about equations and ys, and undeveloped ys, and cells?

Well I wouldn't.

Haha, you got that right, Sisstaaar.

I'm Lovin' U right now.

OMG SONG REFERENCE, 1-0 CHAE.

", I'm going crazy, let's just go and we'll say I'm a saesaeng fan trying to you y." I groaned, and started to walk. Jay stopped me, as his arms wrapped around my waist. He placed his chin on my shoulder, and his lips kissed my ear soothingly.

"Chae. Come on, let's just go back to the house. We can invite the boys over."

You snapped up suddenly. "Wait, really?"

Jay sighed in relief. "Yeah. They have nothing to do anyways." He said.

You frowned, "But don't you want to go and walk around Hongdae?"

Jay smiled, and laughed his adorable laugh. "We can do that later."

"Okay." You said in a small voice, and he sighed.

"Can I kiss you?"

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Okay guys. Never quickly switch between sad songs and happy songs and rap songs, okay?

Because the result will be...what you probably just read up there.

This chapter was supposed to be romantic,  you know. But i just couldn't do it. LOL.

I'm sorry for the highness, weirdness, and totally off-topic and random stuff that was put into this chapter.

Did you notice how I switched from 1st POV to 2nd POV? LOL

Even I didn't notice that until I reread over everything, copied it onto my text, and added just a few details to the end.

-coughcough"Can I kiss you?"partcoughimdyingsomeonechokemewaitnodontchokeme-

Well, I hope you enjoyed it! ^_^

I'll be back with Chapter 9 soon!

IMMA ON A ROLL TODAAY.

Cause you know how we do.

OH SONG REFERENCE. 1-1 SUZY.

In yo face, Chae.

....Okay now you know how I mean by the highness, randomness, and like that.

Jay's goin in fo da move.

LEGGO MANG.

GET  CHO WOMAN.

okaybye.

- 12/23/2012, 2 days before Christmas!

P.S., Early Merry Christmas everyone!