“Hello, this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“Hi. Uh, I was wondering if, um, can you teach me how to cook ramyun?”

Pause. “How old are you?”

“Twelve.”

“Are your parents not home?”

“No, there’s no one home.”

Another pause. “What is your name?”

“Jongin.”

“Do you know how to use the stove, Jongin?”

“Yes.”

“Alright, first…”

“Hello, this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“I accidentally s-spilled hot water on my arm a-and it hurts…”

“Are you alone again, Jongin?”

“Yes.”

“Alright, Jongin, I know it’s painful but first take a deep breath…”

“Hello, this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“It’s raining outside and there’s storm and I can’t sleep and―”

“Are you lonely, Jongin?”

“Yes.”

“Hello this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“It was the sports day at my school today and I came in first!”

“Hello, this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“I graduated from school today.”

“Hello, this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“How are you doing, noona?”

“I was hoping you’d call.”

“Have you been missing me?”

“I’m getting married, Jongin.”

“Oh.” Pause. “Do you love him?”

“Of course.”

“Does he treat you well? Does he make you smile?”

“Yes, he does.”

“Is he better looking than me?”

“I don’t know how you look like, but I’m sure he is.”

“You’ll be happy, right?”

“I’ll be the happiest girl on earth.”

“That’s good, then.”

“Jongin?”

“Hm?”

“In return, can you promise me something?”

“What?”

“You should stop calling from now on.”

“Okay.”

“Promise?”

“I promise.”

“Good.”

“Be happy, noona.”

“Take care, Jongin.”

“Hello, this is your operator speaking. How may I help you?”

“Hello. Um, ahjussi, do you know how to cook ramyun?”

This is meant for my very own ship although the actual reason why I paired them up is completely different from this (I refuse to reveal the girl for personal reasons hehe (but you may ask if you're that curious))