Jonghyun searched frantically on the back of Kibum's head for any blood. Thankfully, his head was still intact.

Jonghyun grabbed Kibum's wrist and pulled him into bed; mainly because he was tired and needed a nap.

Making themselves comfortable under the covers, Jonghyun faced Kibum.

"You know... Why'd you call my mom?" he asked.

"Ah." Kibum grinned. "I just honestly wanted to know how make you get better."

"What'd she say?"

"Moodswing."

 "Huh?"

"She said making you angry and then suddenly happy would help you recover better."

Jonghyun stared at him blankly. "And that works?"

"Hey, she said you were a weird kid." he laughed.

"Well, I sure was happy." Jonghyun smiled, while caressing Kibum's cheek. Then he slapped it. "And angry too. That wasn't nice." he pouted.

Surprised at the sudden slap, Kibum stuttered. "I-I'm sorry." he touched the hand that was on his cheek. "Fine, you aren't that short. You're short, but not that short."

"Gee, thanks." Jonghyun yawned. "...I'm sweepy."

Kibum propped himself up on his elbow. "Alright, let's go to sleep."

"Oh, one more thing.”

"What?"

"I love you." he said, with a goofy smile.

"Go to sleep!" Kibum yelled, blushing.

--

"Hyung! You can't go in there!"

"Why am I not allowed to go inside my own room?! Plus, Jonghyun hyung was yelling in there! Something must have happened."

Taemin furrowed his eyebrows at Minho. He was holding the older one's wrists with each hand and his left foot was against Minho's chest, restraining him from moving. Clearly, it was an odd scene, with Taemin hopping around on one foot trying to stop Minho.

"Still! You can't go in!" Taemin demanded.

"LET ME GO IN!! WHAT IF SOMEONE IS DYING?!" Minho yelled. 

"Aish!!" Taemin put his foot down. "YOU'RE SUCH A ER MINHO!!!"

The maknae gasped, and clamped his mouth for the sudden use of informality.

Minho froze. "I'm... A what now?"

Taemin immediately switched to aegyo mode. "Hyung~ Play video games with me~"

Minho decided that it would be best to go with the flow for now, however weird the flow may be. Taemin dragged him to the living room.

However they didn't notice Onew, who was standing in the kitchen doorway.

"What did I just witness...” he shook his head. “Ah, I don't know anymore."

--

The next morning, Kibum woke up in his own bed. With someone poking his ribs. Taemin was crouched on the ground, poking him with a chopstick.

“…What are you doing.” Kibum mumbled grumpily.

“Finally you’re awake, hyung.” Taemin stood up. “Hurry up and change, we’ll be late for practice.” He said, and promptly left.

Kibum dragged himself out of bed, when he noticed pain in his… bottom.

“OUCH. Ugh, what happened last night…?” he lay there, rubbing his for a minute.

“Ah, now I remember…”

“…Minho kicked my out of his room last night. Literally. Damn frog face.” He sighed, and stood up to change his clothes.

The door suddenly opened while Kibum was changing. It was Jonghyun this time.

“Hey, Kib-“he looked once at Kibum’s shirtless body, and then blushed. “S-Sorry…” he shut the door quickly.

Kibum chuckled to himself. “He’s so cute.”

--

I have been waiting all day for this.

Jonghyun's singing.

We're in one of SM's recording studios, recording our first song, Replay. It's a really nice song; especially with Jonghyun's voice in it.

He was standing in the actual recording room, ready to sing.

"Helloo~ my name is Jonghyun~" he chimed into the mike. We all laughed as his voiced echoed from the speakers.

"Jonghyun-ah, are you ready?" our producer asked.

"Yes!"

"Okay, let's start."

Noona neomu yeppeoseo,
Namjadeuri gaman an dwo,
Heundeulrineun geunyeoye mam
Sashil algo isseo~

It was soothing. It was like a harem of angels glowing. It was like the world became more colorful and brighter than ever, it was like-

"Kibum."

I got out of my trance. "O-Oh. Yeah?"

Jonghyun, who magically appeared in front of me, chuckled. "It's your turn."

I blankly stared at him. "I thought it was Onew-hyung's turn."

"He went already."

"...Oh..." I stood up, and quickly walked to the recording room.

Standing in the room was pretty intimidating for me. The mike and a stand where the lyrics were placed solely stood in the middle of the room.

"Yah, Kibum." Jonghyun was speaking to me through the speaker. I looked at his face through the glass.

"What?"

"Try rapping."

"Hah?"

"Just try it!"

“Rapping? Like, now?” I quickly tried to think of some rhyming words on the spot.

"...Yo, this is almighty key!
Right now I'm really sleepy!
So let's get this over with,
because I want to take a nap."

I stared straight into Jonghyun's eyes while saying the last line seriously. Although I couldn't hear them in here, the other three were laughing their heads off.

Jonghyun didn't seem to take the hint that I was tired. Instead, he asked "Heh, what's with the almighty Key bit?" 

I scoffed at him. "Aish, does he seriously not know... I got it from you, idiot."

"You know, the 'Key' is from 'Ki'bum," I lied. "And I'm almighty."

I saw him laugh through the glass. The producer then took over and I began singing. 

Nal baraboneun nunbichi, malhaejujanha~

...

Wow, that was incredibly short.

After my line, we took turns between members recording.

Then we got to Frog Face.

Jonghyun told Minho to do the same thing I did. Rap.

Minho coughed once, probably embarrassed. 

"Ah-hum. My name is Choi Minho,
I seriously have no dough
But that'll be dandy
As I'm debuting in SHINee
One of the greatest bands
Raise all of your hands
For Onew Taemin Jonghyun Minho Key
The band that'll be in history!"

We all applauded like crazy, or at least, they did.

"Wow! That was pretty good!" Taemin cheered. "Right hyung?"

Onew continued clapping. "Yeah, it was cool."

"Yeah, keep praising that damn frog face." I silently sulked. 

Does this band really need two rappers? He could do this by himself. 

Why am I even here?

a/n: sorry for the long wait otl 

I had to switch brain sets for a different fanfic I was writing ^^ 

YAY CORNY RAPS

For the extremely long wait, I give you an extremely long chapter AND LEE TAEMIN!

Obviously they're not recording Replay otl