Dorm-Life Antics

Jongkey: Since the Jurassic Period

 

"WOW!"

Taemin ran all over their new dorm. The quintet has just moved in into their dorm life.

"HYUNGS!! You can see the city from here!!" Taemin called in front of a window. He opened it, and yelled "ANNYEONGHASEYO!!"

Kibum pulled his luggage into the living room. "Yah, it's like 2AM, don't wake the neighbors." He set his suitcase down and went on a self-tour. 



Meanwhile, Jonghyun and Onew scoped out the kitchen. 

"Hyung," Jonghyun started. "Let's write down stuff we should buy."

Onew poked his head out from the fridge. "This fridge needs chicken."

"Uh...I'll...Write that down?" Jonghyun started to write on his hand, as well as other things.



"DON'T FORGET TOILET PAPER!" Minho called from elsewhere in the apartment.

Jonghyun looked up. "Don’t tell me you're using the toilet, Minho!"

Minho came out of the bathroom. "I wasn't, I’m not stupid."

Jonghyun stared at him. "Right..."

Kibum then joined them in the kitchen. "Guys, there's only four bedrooms." he said.

"Just four?" Onew asked. 

"Well, hyung is the eldest, so you should have your own room." Jonghyun replied.

 

"Okay. Call." 

 

Just like that, the leader left the kitchen.

"That means two of us have to share a room..." Kibum muttered, while staring full-on at Jonghyun, who, was also staring at him too.

 

"Hyung, let's share a room."

 

Kibum and Jonghyun both adverted their eyes to Minho.

"Huh?" 

"C'mon, let's share a room." 

Jonghyun kept glancing back and forth between Minho and Kibum.

"...Fine." Jonghyun sighed.

"Alright!" Minho walked out of the kitchen. "HEY TAEMIN! YOU'RE GETTING YOUR OWN ROOM!" he yelled.

Kibum gave out a frustrating sigh.

"Don't. Wake. The. Neighbors."


--



The members decided to go to a 24 hour department store. 

 

Onew almost robbed the meat department of their chicken.



Minho almost robbed the cleaning department of their toilet paper.



Taemin almost robbed the beverages department of their banana milk.



Kibum almost robbed the make-up department of their eyeliner products.



And Jonghyun...



He's the only normal one.

 



Thus they were banned from the department store for 48 hours. 

 



--

Kibum stared at his wallet. "My poor wallet, getting thinner each day..." he sighed, and tucked it into his pocket.

"Well, at least we managed to convince Onew hyung to get two raw chickens, not two hundred." Jonghyun shrugged. He stretched out on the sofa in the living room. "And you didn't really need that glitter eyeliner either."

Kibum pouted. "But it was on sale!"

Jonghyun smothered his face into a pillow. “You look better without it..." he mumbled.

Kibum blushed. Immediately he grabbed his suitcase, backed into his own room, and shut the door.

He hit the lights, and jumped into his bed which did not have a bed sheet or blanket yet. "Fall asleep before he comes in here, Kibum!!"

Ten minutes later, Kibum was halfway asleep; lingering between dreamland and consciousness.
Jonghyun opened the door and poked his head in. "...You asleep?" 

There was no answer from sleepy Kibum, so he just walked in, holding a blanket. Jonghyun gently placed it over Kibum, whom he assumed was asleep.

Kibum heard Jonghyun sit down on the floor next to his bed.

"Sorry..." Jonghyun whispered. "You wanted to share a room with me, right?" 

He felt Jonghyun lean slightly on the bed.

"This is an apology. Nothing else." He said.

Jonghyun moved Kibum's bangs away, and planted a kiss on his forehead. Shortly after, he got up and left the room.

Kibum opened his eyes. Wide awake.

"Is he always honest to people when they're sleeping?" Kibum felt his forehead, which felt hot, as well for the rest of his face.

"Nothing else, huh?"

 

 

--

 

 

a/n: YAAY!! Double chappie~! Sorry for the long wait everyone ^^ I also re-uploaded chap. 14, because of AFF's wonky sever stuff. 

Recent concerns: 

This couple is so. damn. slow.  Maybe it's just Jjong that's slow OTL 

Sometimes, while I'm writing this, I'm like, JUST DATE ALREADY

ofc it can't really happen like that. 

Other concerns: 

Recently I've had this obsession with NU'EST's Ren. 

WHY IS REN SO BEEYOOTEEFURR Q^Q

I'm so shameless

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pookieberrie #1
Chapter 21: please subscribe to my story shinee girls
sweetlilith
#2
Chapter 18: Lol i really likes chapter 4 scientific style ... u're so funny ... love it !! still reading and i will comment more !! thx (^__^)
tarepandawind #3
Chapter 23: I've subcribe this fic b4 but for some reason i forgot to read it,,and i'm regretting it now,,this is so freaking good!and the feels is so real!totally hilarious,especially the animal behaviour episode,,ugh,and that cough drop kiss,,i love all of it^^
kuroainii
#4
Chapter 27: This story is amazing. Thank you for making me laugh till my stomach hurts lol. It was really hilarious especially that animal behaviour part XD Oh and also that rap part when they are recording lmao. Off to sequel yay :)))
thehiddenme14
#5
Chapter 27: Gosh, do you even know how A-MA-HA-ZING your story is?
I love it soooo much & I'm glad that I found it!! :D
I read it in one sitting from 7pm till 9pm (yes I'm a very slow reader), which happens like never but your story was just too cut & overwhelmingly innocent it killed me (more like almost xD), bsbvgsnfnscs.
Also I have to mention & write in capital letters; THIS FAFANFICTION IS HILARIOUS, LIKE WTH IS HAPPENING. You got me ROFL at least once whilst reading every of thos chapters, damn my stomach hurts. I just don't get it how can you be such a genius?
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Bit you def should have made jongkey more...wilder, if that makes sense XD
The barely kissed and that is not acceptable okay, that's such a nokay xD
I guess I have tope for more naughtyness in your sequel? XD
anyways this is def getting too long (you might mistake it as a spam), lol
Just heart this story and you author-nim FOREVA, Saranghaeyo
can't wait to read your sequel
gotta go upvote before thoough c:
shineeshipper #6
Chapter 27: Oh man I love this fic, and it goes to say of course I'm going to go forth towards the sequel >.<
shineeshipper #7
Chapter 18: I think this chapter just topped the last one. I did not think that was possible. This is freakig hilarious. Good day to you sir.
shineeshipper #8
Chapter 16: Oh.my.gosh I friggen LOVE THIS CHAPTER, I WAS LAUGHIG SO MUCH AT THE PENS. Like I'm just imagining this tall apartment building with hundreds of pens flying out one of the windows and hitting people and buildings at the bottom and ten the dishes was so funny; Taemin moonwalking out like this is just hilarious XD. Ok. Done fangirling for now...
kkbeasty
#9
Chapter 27: I Fell in love with this Story *________* gonna read the sequel now ;)
mrskibummie
#10
Chapter 27: I fangirled so much throughout this!!! I think my friend got sick of me because I fangirled so much to him