So I let you guys vote and you all pretty much liked this title rather than the one that made sense.  So I don't want to hear one little peep about how completely unrelated this ty-sounding title is to the story. 

This story is alternately titled The Endless Persistence of a one Lee Jinki and is the result of two very specific things. 

- This picture. 

- And the phrase, "Onew was nothing if not persistent." 

That is seriously all this story is built on.  And that stupid phrase plagued my mind for days until I wrote out the foreword.  Like, fictional Onew was ridiculously insistent about this being written.  The only problem was that fictional Minho is mute or something.  Took me freaking forever to figure out who his character was in order to write this. 

But anyways.  You will see some similar themes to this really awesome fic called 33 Ways To Seduce Kim Kibum.  You should read it, it is hilarious.  They worked as a bit of inspiration for me because I am really bad at writing when there aren't involved.  Don't laugh, we all know it is true.

I'm not sure how long this will be (we all know I am terrible at predicting these things) but it will be a few chapters at least. 

Hope you all enjoy!!!  <3