“Sorry, I’m not sure what to say. Usually someone’s told me to shut up by this point.” 

You swear you heard your doorbell ringing before the code beeps signaling someone entering. With much difficulty, you pried one of your eyes open with a frown. The little alarm clock on your bedside table shows 9:16AM. You hear shuffling in your kitchen and you decide to finally get your up from the bed and look for the intruder. You tiptoed as discreet as possible to the kitchen before peeking from behind the door frame like some sort of very professional spy (that’s what you think). You’re calm because you know it’s probably someone you’re familiar with, probably your parents or your boyfriend, the ever so annoying Baekhyun, since they’re the only ones that know your pass code.

“You know, you can’t possibly expect me to NOT know about you peeking out and spying on me like Perry the Platypus when you walk like a stomping baby hippo right? I can probably even hear you with my ears closed.”, Baekhyun says without even turning to look at you. “You tried, though, one star for you, clap clap.” he added in mischief, still not turning to you. You rolled your eyes, walking to him to see what he’s up to, since most of the times he’s definitely up for no good. “For someone who rang the doorbell first when he already know the pass code to the apartment, I can’t believe he’s actually that bright to figure out. Also, please make up your mind, smart guy, first you said