"Only five love letters today?!" Sehun exclaims. "We used to get dozens! What happened to all of them?"

"Yeah! And we've been getting less and less confessions each day, too!" Chanyeol adds angrily. "Why are all our fangirls disappearing?" Murmurs of agreement spread throughout the room. "If this keeps up, we might lose our popularity! I don't want to give up the STUCO room!"

"I don't know, but I— wait. What's with all the yelling outside?" Kai asks, peering out the window. "Are those... our ex-fangirls? Who are they crowding?"

"What?! Let me see!" Baekhyun shouts. The four males bolt towards Kai, fighting for a chance to see the commotion outside. "What's going on? I can't see anything! Chanyeol, move your giant head!" Finally, the crowd of fangirls dispersed. The five guys craned their necks even closer to the window. In the middle of it was... who was that, actually? They had never seen the guy before; how was he the one who took all their fangirls?!

"Guys?" Kai asks quietly. "Who the heck is that guy?"

Suddenly, Suho bursts into the STUCO room. "Did you hear about the new transfer kid?" Suho panted, tired from running. "Apparently-," more pants, "he's the one who's been—"

"Stealing our fangirls?" Chanyeol rudely interrupts. "Yeah. We got that."

Suho looks confused. "What? Yeah... how did you... you know what? Never mind. But do you know his name?" This got their attention. Triumphantly, Suho says, "So you guys don't know all the details?" They shook their heads eagerly, waiting for Suho to fill them in. Suho looks smug from the attention. "Well, according to the student files, his name is Hwang Phoenix, and he just moved here from the States. You guys can thank me now."

"Phoenix Hwang?" Chanyeol mumbles slowly, deep in thought. "Wait!" His face brightens. "I know him! He's my new neighbor! He just moved in a week ago, right next to my house! I can spy on him if you'd like!" He grins. Looking at their eager faces, he added slyly, "Well— for a price."

"We'll do it." Suho says, exasperated. "Anyway," he adds more mischievously. "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?"

They all looked at each other. "Eliminate the newbie and get our fangirls back?" Baekhyun asks. 

"Eliminate the newbie and get our fangirls back," Kai confirms.

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Phoenix Hwang

Exo

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