CHAPTER 15

But What Do You Mean You're A Girl
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[CONTENTID1]Chapter 15[/CONTENTID1]

 

[CONTENTID2]"And..." Jisung waves her hand with a flourish, "I am finally done! What do you guys think? You can look now, Phoenix." Hesitantly opening my eyes, I see that everyone was looking at me with their mouths open. I squirm in my seat, uncomfortable with the attention. "I call this makeover, 'Blooming Rosebud'! Phoenix looks amazing, doesn't she?" 

 

"Phoenix looks like an overdressed clown," Chohyun deadpans. "This is why you shouldn't have told Jisung you were a girl, Phoenix. I'm surprised she hasn't forced you into any dresses yet." 

 

"Don't listen to him, Phoenix," Miyeon jumps in. "He's blind. You could pass off as an ulzzang." 

 

"Ulzzang?" I questioned. "What's an ulzzang?" 

 

"Slang for internet model," Henry smiles. "You really do look like one." Henry hands me a mirror, which I gladly take.  

 

"Woah..." I breathed, looking at my reflection. "I don't look like myself at all." It was true; Jisung really did a number on me. My eyelids were colored in with light shades of pink and orange, which were lined with eyeliner. My face now had a rosy tint to it, thanks to the blush and pink lipstick. What was most shocking though, was my hair: instead of my usual short black haircut, a brown and pink ombre wig now adorned my head. Looking down, I can see that Jisung dressed me in a flowery blouse and poofy black skirt, too.  

 

"Let's take a picture of my masterpiece," Jisung squeals. She pulls me up from my seat and closer to her. "Smile, Phoenix!" I did what I was told. The camera flash momentarily blinded me, but it was gone as quickly as it came. "Awww, you look so cute," She croons. "Let's take more. Everyone, get in the shot!"  

 

"Do we have to?" Chohyun complains. "We get it, Phoenix looks like a girl now. D--" 

 

"Yes," Jisung snaps. "Now get in the picture, before I kick you out of my house."  

 

Naturally, they all got in the picture. 300 photos after, we were all tired from posing too much.  

 

"Can I change back now?" I groan. "This skirt is really short. Like, really short." 

 

"Nope," Jisung grins. "Let's go around town. See all the guys you attract." 

 

"I bet at least ten," Miyeon declares.  

 

"Fifteen," Henry argues. "I know how guys think and it's more than ten." 

 

"Whoever wins gets fifty bucks." Jisung giggles. "I bet twenty." 

 

"You guys are betting her off like an object," Chohyun looks at them incredulously. I agree with him. 

 

"Yeah!" I jump in. "Chohyun is right! I'm not going to---" 

 

"At least thirty," Chohyun rolls his eyes. I gape at him. I thought he was on my side? "I'm betting at least thirty guys will look at her." 

 

"I'm done with you guys," I groan. "Why I decided to spend fall break with you, I have no clue. I'm leaving. Off to Chanyeol's house I go. He won't bet me off like this." 

 

"No need," Miyeon waves her hands dismissively. "He's coming with us. Him and Kyungsoo. They should be here any minute now, actually." 

 

"When did you have time to do this?!" I gawk. Miyeon laughs, gently patting me on the back.  

 

"Don't underestimate my texting skills, kiddo." Then, the doorbell rang. Pouting, I clumsily walked towards the door as quick as I can in the two inch high heels Jisung forced me into. Honestly. I'm already tall enough, why do I need heels? Twisting the doorknob, I yank the door open.  

 

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MochiJiminJams
#1
Chapter 36: That was so freaking cute!!!
PrincessSisi #2
Chapter 35: Okay, so honestly I normally avoid the combination of EXO and genderbender tags because it generally means that either Kyungsoo or Luhan is a woman and they are getting hit on by the other members... To me that is just a bit too awkward... SOOO I was super happy that I actually read the description on this story and decided to read. It was well written on a technical level and had a creative plot. The school girl getting mistaken as a boy is not totally original, but you had enough twists and turns in there that I couldn't put it down. Congrats on finishing this (although it was a while ago). Now I might go and check out the other story you posted that you are writing :)
Lolypop123 #3
Chapter 35: That was lovely,yay for happy ending :D ♥
aeru
#4
Chapter 25: Okay so like I'm a dum dum
When Phoenix was talking to Taeyeon a few chapters back, she referred to her ex as "Cookie" and I got it in my head that it was Jungkook. Imagine my surprise when it's actually Luhan, and I just realized Phoenix was using a random nickname XD
BaconerSehunnie
#5
Chapter 36: Good story authornim ヽ(´▽`)/ I was wondering why the hell lately all stories I hv read , the oc will ended up with baek ohmygod (╥_╥) and now I think my heart is slowly moving towards baek again after this few years ahshshhhhdhdhdd fml he's so cute no wonder he's one of biggest crush when exo debuted (ಥ_ಥ) btw I just noticed this after read the comment below.. it's got7's youngjae not bap's eventho you already mentioned Im jaebum's name I still imagined him as bap's youngjae idk whats wrong with my mind ahahah ( ̄∀ ̄)
AnnieFannie
#6
Chapter 35: This is so adorable!! I kept reading the whole story today! It's 3:26 am now T_T but it's worth it~^^
Kyoya_kumo #7
Chapter 15: THANKS GOD!!! Now I know that this is Got7's Youngjae. Since he appeared I keep asking myself which one B.A.P or got7
spaghetti_soda #8
Chapter 36: Okay, I just finished this and this story is awesome. I love it ^.^
margiegarcia #9
Chapter 33: Holly Molly you got me right where it hruts the most when she broke it off with Baekhyun.
HyungwonHugMe
#10
Chapter 31: I swear I would find it so funny if Sehun suddenly came into the picture and was just like "Yo, she chose me."
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