The fish hasn’t updated his Instagram account till now. . . of course, I’M NOT OKAY! :/ I miss him. T______T What is this torture he’s giving to us?! I know Yesung and our fellow ELFs are giving us updates but . . . but . . . it’s a different story if  he’s the one who share something to us. SS6 Encore! Suju Special Comeback! I’m waiting for you! >___<

We Broke Up Ep.3. Kissing scene of Seungyoonie and Dara . . . I was like:

I had to shake my head and replay it back just to confirm if it really did happen! LOL I felt giddy afterwards. Gotta admit. Keke Plus, Kiyong tho . . . (slowly looks at the fuming fish at my side) Aiyo! I know! You’re the only one who’s the best for the rabbit! Stop shaking meeee oppa!!!! xD

Now, go! And read! Hahaha!

“Oppa?”

“Hm?”

“Where are we going?”

“Just trust me, Jihyun ssi.”

Donghae and Jihyun were heading towards the car park of the KBS building. The 4Minute girls were filming a show on the 8th floor when he texted her saying that he wanted to meet her. ASAP. The lady went in full red after reading his text and immediately dolled herself up. She was wearing a red, skimpy dress and black stilettos. Full blown make up and completely sprayed in intoxicating scent that would lure every man on South Korea.

“Oppa.” She sweetly called him and bit her lower lip.

“Ne?” They entered the elevator. Donghae pressed the 3rd floor button where the car park was. They were the only ones inside it. He looked at her and waited.

“Am I pretty?” Jihyun chuckled and gamely posed her body at him, showing how perfect the curve on her body with that dress.

Donghae smiled at her. “Of course.”

Jihyun let out a soft giggle. “What are we gonna do?” The lady was anticipating for something. Something she had been dreaming for so long. Her oppa asking her for a date. Her oppa asking her to be his girlfriend.

“We should’ve done this a long time ago.” He told her seriously with those very expressive eyes. It was the first time that Donghae stared at her intently. He’s so ing y! Omo! Are we? By any chance, are we? Going to have that? ? She thought and blushed furiously. 

DING!

The elevator opened. “Let’s go.” Donghae smiled and got out; Jihyun was following him at the back.

!

I should have worn that black thong that Hyuna gave me last Christmas!

But . . . he likes blue, right? It’s their group’s color?

Will my light blue lacy undies turn him on?

Oh please! Make him so!

They passed on a lot of cars when Donghae turned to her and pointed to a white big car. “There!” It was the only car parked on that side. It was near the corner of the wall. Jihyun’s heart was beating so fast. The excitement she was feeling inside her and down there was about to burst out. They circled around the car and went to the left side. Donghae stopped near the car’s door, behind the driver’s seat. He faced Jihyun and stared at her for a long time.

“Jihyun ssi.” He called her name softly.

“Y-yes oppa?”

“Uhm. I’m sorry if I disturbed you from working. I know you’re busy-”

“Aniyo!” She cut him off with eagerness. “I’m always . . . available for you Donghae oppa.” She grinned at him teasingly.

“Ah sincha? Don’t worry. I’ll make this quick so you could go back there immediately.” He nodded at her while smiling.

“D-don’t.” This is our first time! I don’t care if I spend my remaining years in this world ing with you!!! She thought. “Let’s take our time. You can have me as long as you want.”

“If you say so.” He nodded again before clearing his throat. “We’ve been friends for like . . . 4 to 5 years?” He chuckled nervously. “You’ve been a very good friend to me.” He paused.

She bit her lip, trying to control her from devouring his very kissable lips right there and then.

“And . . . as a good of friend of mine . . . I think . . .” He paused again.

FUUUCCCKKKK!

This is it!

“You think?” She eyed him hopefully.

“I think it’s just right to take this friendship to the next level.”

“O-oppa.” She sighed blissfully. “I think so too.”

“Eh? You think so? I’m not the only one?” He asked her in surprise.

“Of course oppa! I want to open my whole self to you.” The statement was a combination of something romantic and something erted.

“That’s good then!” He exclaimed. “Promise me that this will only be between the two of us.”

“Promise oppa!”

“What happens in the car stays in the car.”

“Ne!” She couldn’t hold her excitement anymore.

Donghae took a few steps near her while the 4Minute leader just froze from where she was standing. He slowly leaned his handsome face to her, looked to his down left and then back to her face. His scent, stare and just mere presence were taking her to different places already. What more when he was in action? “Uhm. C-can you move a little bit? I can’t open the car with your back on its knob.” He chuckled cutely.

“Oh! Right.” Jihyun took a step backwards and Donghae finally got a hold of the car’s knob. “Oppa.”

“Yes?”

“We’re gonna do it? In your car?” Her tongue ily the left side of her lower lip.

“Oh! Wae? Do you prefer it in your apartment?”

“A-aniyo!” She shook her head. “Anywhere you want oppa. Your car is perfect.” She said breathlessly. Jihyun was actually having a difficulty of breathing every time she’s with Donghae.

“Good girl.” He teasingly smirked at her. Jihyun could just bit her lip to hide her excitement. “Are you ready?” Donghae asked her in almost whisper tone.

This only happened in her daydreams. In her fantasies was Donghae in his all glory pounding her mercilessly until she lose her voice from screaming his ing name. She always swore that if given a chance, she would definitely give him the greatest pleasure on Earth that no woman could offer a man.

“Always. For you oppa.”

And he opened that car’s door.

Brace yourself Donghae oppa.

I’m gonna and ride your manhood till you cried for me to stop.

She smirked at him seductively for a second before locking her gaze inside the car. But that smirk was instantly wiped out when she saw what’s inside that vehicle.

2NE1’s SANDARA PARK.

The two had a staring battle without even blinking or moving an inch. What they had in common at that time was a sentence that screamed on their faces’ reaction.

DA IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FLASHBACK!!!

“Good thing, we’re packed up early. Usually, we film till midnight but look at the time now. It’s only 3 in the afternoon. Aaaaaahhh! I’m so happy Dara ssi!” One of her senior co-stars was happily jumping up and down as they walked to their cars.

Devil Beside You aired its first episode yesterday and it already rose to the top, beating the other rival programs. 36.73% Number one in Naver, Twitter and Yahoo. Positive feedbacks here and there. Blackjacks, Cassiopeias, and Theians rejoicing on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter world and other Korean sites. Jaedara is undoubtedly the breakthrough loveteam of 2015.

“Me too, sunbaenim.” She told her politely. They started filming the DBY drama at 8 in the morning and it was a blessing from above that no one made an NG. No latecomers. No delays.

“Oh! By the way, aren’t you going with Jaejoong and the others? I heard they were gonna try out that new Chinese restaurant in Gangnam. It’s his treat! Even the DBY’s crew was coming. Aish. If only I didn’t promise my wife for a date then I would have gone with them.”

Director Jung Min actually told them to loosen up a bit since their hard work was slowly being paid off. A simple early dinner definitely sounded good. But she had to pass from it. The rabbit wasn’t in a mood for a cheery atmosphere.

It had been three days since that incident in Siwon’s party happened. Surprisingly though, Jaejoong was now talking to her, even in front of everybody. She thought things would be more awkward between them but NO. He seemed comfortable around her. He asks her opinion about a certain scene and how would they act on it. They even practiced their lines together. But never once he mentioned a thing about Donghae or about the party. He didn’t bother asking her what was going on between the two of them for Donghae to threaten him like that. It’s as if nothing happened and that made Dara at ease. She just went with it and moved on.

But not really moved on.

She smiled and nodded. “Aniyo sunbaenim. I just want to rest. I . . . I was kinda tired from the past few days.”

Three days and yet she had no news about her boyfriend.

“You’re right! People like us have to rest when given a chance. Aigoo. Saying that just makes me wanna cuddle with my wife.” He laughed as they stopped in front of their cars. “Arasso. Goodbye Dara ssi! See you on Monday!”

“Ne! Take care sunbaenim! See you!” She bowed at him as he smiled and drove away.

Dara tiredly sigh, still looking at the car disappearing from her view. She was actually hoping that their shooting would take until tomorrow. In that case, her mind would be pre-occupied with memorizing the lines, practicing her facial expressions and the best about working her off? When she gets home, she could just lie down on her bed and fall asleep easily. No more crying. Unfortunately for her . . . Lee Donghae now filled her entire mind. Again.

“Hah.” She sighed again. “Waaah! A-ai-aiyo!”

Dara turned to face her car and go inside it but was shocked when he saw the man who was making her sad, cry and crazy at the same time for the past three days standing in front of her. He was wearing a maroon V-neck shirt, dark blue jeans, their couple white Adidas sneakers and a black cap.

“Great Sandara. Now, you’re hallucinating that pabo fish. Tch.” She smirked to herself and turned her back at him.

“Geez. Get a hold of yourself ahjumma. Stupid.” She glanced at her back and saw him still standing there, widened eyes and jaw dropped at her.

Dara looked away again and laughed. “Hahaha! Aigoo!” She looked at him again. “Wow. For a daydream, you sure look real. Daebak Sandara. Your imagination about that pabo fish worsens.” She told herself sarcastically as she exhaled sharply.

She turned to face him again as she got a hold of her backpack. Dara’s eyes scrutinized him from head to toe, still wearing that smug. “Tssssss.” She hissed while glaring at him. “Arasso. Move. Disappear now clone. I know. I know. You’re a proof of how psychotic I became because of that silly, pabo but totally hot and head-turner fish. Now, ppali, move.” She waved her right hand to her side.

20 seconds.

“Tch.”

Just then, a gorgeous smile broke from his angelic face.

Dara squinted her eyes into tiny slits, her grip on the bag tightened.

“I said, MOVE!!!”

PAKKK!!!

Without a warning, Dara strongly and harshly hit his head with her backpack.

“Owwwwwww!” Donghae stumbled on the ground, rubbing the right side of his now reddened face. Inside Dara’s bag was a pair of sneakers, script, pouch of essentials and a water jug. His cap flew to the ground from the impact. The fish could just shake his head and closed/opened his mouth to check if his jaws were still intact. He swore for a moment he saw five yellow little birds circling above his head.

“D-Donghae?” Dara was stupefied from where she was standing. “Y-you’re real?”

“Are you that mad at me?” He picked up his cap and slowly straightened his back. His one hand massaging his right cheek while another one was on top of his head.

“I d-didn-. . .  I t-thoug-. . . I . . .” She began stuttering, still couldn’t believe he was the real deal. And she freaking hit him with a bag!

“So, is this my punishment already?” He gave her that boy-next-door smile of his but still rubbing his face.

That smile. How she missed that smile. His smile was enough to take all the sadness he caused her away. But she couldn’t tell him that. Yet. Dara bit her lower lip to hide the butterflies that wanted to come out from her stomach. She returned a glare at him. “Ani.” And pushed him to the side.

Dara got inside her car but as she was about to close it, Donghae opened it widely and climbed his way up to the driver’s seat where she was already sitting. He was straddling her petite body in the car. “Yah Lee Donghae! What the heck do you think you’re doing?!” Dara kept on pushing him out the car but being the sly fish he was he quickly closed the door.

“Aigoo santokki! Stop hitting me! Ow! Ow! Wait! Ow!” Dara’s hands were slapping him on the shoulders.

“I’m warning you Donghae! Get off this car!”

“I can’t!” He was busy shielding his face with his arms. “Hyuk just gave me a ride to get here. I didn’t bring any car. Ow!”

“Get off me! You’re heavy!” Seeing that the fish wouldn’t budge with all the hitting, Dara pinched him on the waist hardly. Donghae flinched and jumped in pain that made his head bumped on the roof’s car.

“Owwwwww!” How many lumps on the head should I get before she forgives me? He thought. Donghae made his way to the passenger’s seat while still rubbing his head.

“Get out.” She told him sternly.

“Dara ah. Let’s talk. Jebal.” He cooed her, facing his body on her.

“Out.”

“I promise this will be quick.” He raised his right hand in level with his shoulder.

Noticing that Dara didn’t reply, he continued. “Dara ah. I meant what I said before. J-Jihyun ssi is a friend of mine-”

Oh that!

That she is important to you?!

That one!!!

“Get out.” She already cut him off.

“Aigoo! Why wouldn’t you let me finish?! Just listen to me.” He pleaded.

“Out.”

“Jagi. I’ll just show you something. Just this once. Allow me to take you there. Pleaseeeeeeee!” Donghae clasped his hands together.

“Ani.”

“Love.”

“Out!”

“Dara.”

“NOW!!!”

Dara knew that she was being stubborn but she opted to play it that way. This fish didn’t even text or call me for three days and now he just want to kidnap me! She thought while glaring at him. Donghae bowed his head and kept his silence. He then raised a finger and looked at her. “Just.” Seeing how angry she was at him, he couldn’t help but scold himself mentally. You did this, Donghae. He lowered his gaze and slowly nodded at her in defeat. Donghae took a hold of the car’s knob and opened it. Dara looked straight at the car’s windshield. The fish shot her a one last long glance and closed the door.

As soon as the door locked, Dara drove it away from that place in full speed. Donghae kept on sighing while walking his way to where he could get a cab. Both of his hands were on his pockets as he kicked the imaginary stone on the gutter.

“Hah.” He sighed again.

She’s still mad at me.

Aish! Stupid!

You just made her mad more.

Idiot!

His thoughts were halted when his forehead almost bumped on the opened car door on the side of the driver’s seat.

Aish!

Who on Earth would leave a car open like this?

Tch. No consideration to other people who were devastatingly walking their feet on the side of the road after their girlfriends threw them out of the car.

“Are you getting in or what?”

His head immediately darted to his right. His reaction was like that of someone who just met his life’s savior.

“Ppali before I change my mind!” Dara shouted at him before turning her back while fastening her seatbelt.

“Y-y-yeah!” Donghae hopped in hastily. For a minute of silence, he simply stared at Dara who was avoiding his melting gaze. And that childish but genuine smile of the fish didn’t falter anymore since that moment.

“D-Donghae. W-wait . . .”

But her pleas fell on fish’s stubborn ears. Donghae was literally dragging her to get inside the Church. He was holding her on her right hand and running his way towards a Church.

What is this fish planning?!

Is he gonna propose to me?!

Ottoke?????

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

YES! YES! YES!

As they entered the Church, Dara’s eyes roamed around. No one was inside it. Her head was looking everywhere when she bumped at the back of Donghae who stopped in front of the altar.

“Oh! Are you okay?” Donghae released his grip on her hand and cupped her face. “Are you hurt?” Concern was written all over his face.

“A-ani.” She shook her head. Her eyes finally met his worried face. “Donghae. What are we doing here?”

Okay.

Breathe Dara.

Is it gonna be a yes or . . . HEAVEN YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!

“Love.” He inhaled first then chuckled. Donghae took both of Dara’s hands and held them tightly. “Love, we’re here for only one reason.”

Oh my goodnes