The return of Kevsica

Catch That Thief

"You sure you'll be alright by yourself while I'm gone?" Kevin asked while looking into the mirror, fixing his hair.

"Yes, I'm not 5, hyung." Dongho replied, "Urgh! Hyung, how do you even hook this bra together?!" Dongho tugged the ends of the bra, trying to hook it on for Kevin with much difficulty.

Kevin took over and hooked it together in no time. He then slipped on a white tank top and a black jacket over it. His disguise was complete when he wore on the waist-length brown wig. He checked himself in the mirror, making sure it was perfect. He was interrupted by a sudden death-grip hug from Dongho.

"Noona! You're so pretty! I mean, look at your legs! " Dongho exclaimed with his eyes closed. Wearing a pair of black shorts, Kevin's overly skinny and fair legs were exposed.

"Yah, Dongho, get off me!" Kevin tried pushing Dongho away from him.

Dongho pouted while letting go and headed to the dinning table where his dinner had been prepared. Kevin thought about the possibilities of leaving Dongho at home alone on a Friday night. Kevin could see the house burning down. No, Kevin couldn't let Dongho stay at home alone.

Kevin walked over to the dining table and took Dongho's Iphone, telling him that he needed to check something online. Once he got hold of the phone, he quickly typed a text and sent it, silently worshiping himself for having such a brilliant idea.

Informing Dongho that he would be leaving the house, Kevin grabbed his bag and put on his shoes. The moment he opened the door, he heard Dongho shout, "HYUNG, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SEND TO SOOHYUN?"

Kevin sniggered and answered, "Get ready for your date Dongho, he's coming over in 20 minutes!" He hurriedly shut the door behind of him before Dongho could pounce on him and left.

Leaving Dongho with Soohyun was better than leaving a potentially destructive Dongho all alone at home. He would be able to handle Soohyun anyway and at the same time, Dongho could help him out on the case too, Kevin assured himself.


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"ID please, Miss." The rather built and intimidating bouncer said.

Kevin realized that he couldn't possibly hand him his IC which stated that he was a male when now, he clearly wasn't. Why didn't Kevin think of this before he got out of the house? He would have whipped up a fake IC.

I guess I'll just have to try, Kevin thought to himself before looking up at the bouncer, tilting his head a little.

Batting his lashes, he suppressed his voice a little to make it sound higher and more feminine. "I'm sorry, but I left it at home... Do you think you can let me pass? Just this once, I'll remember the next time." Kevin said gently and bit his lower lips seductively.

"Okay, just this once." The bouncer agreed willingly as he stepped aside to let Kevin in the pub. Yup, Kevin's disguise definitely worked.

The dimly-lit pub with jazzy music playing wasn't helping Kevin spot Kiseop. He squinted as he scanned through the room. Then, he spotted Kiseop with a crowd of people, probably the same age as him. It seemed like they were having a party or some sort. Empty beer bottles were scattered over the tables, along with unopened beer bottles by the dozen. That's a lot of alcohol, Kevin thought to himself as he slowly walked towards the group and took a seat nearby at the counter.

His mission was made easier when Kiseop had left the group to the bathroom. Counting to two minutes, Kevin stood up and headed to the direction Kiseop had went to. Perfect, Kiseop had came out from the bathroom and was walking towards Kevin.

As Kevin inched closer to Kiseop, he accidentally bumped into him, dropping a bug into the pocket of his cardigan. "Oh, sorry." Kevin muttered. Kiseop only shook his head, indicating it was fine. Kevin grinned at his success and mentally did a happy dance to himself.

The next three hours, Kevin sat at the counter, bored to his wits, drinking his forth bottle of vodka. Two of the bottles were treats from random guys in the bar who tried to pick Kevin up. He rejected them of course, harshly kicking their shins when they tried to make physical contact with him.

His cheek had already attached itself to the counter top as he listened to Kiseop's conversation through his earphone. So far, they had been talking nothing but things irrelevant to Kevin. Kevin was forced to listen to their conversations. Who said being a private investigator was a fun job?

Kiseop had to leave the party early because Kiseop was already out cold. That meant good news for Kevin, because with Kiseop unconscious, he could finally call his mission off. Kevin thanked the heavens as he left the pub, glad that he could head home.

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Note: I think this is so disappointing. There's not much plot here. Sorry. ):

Kibum will come in soon... I hope.

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fishykevinwoo
#1
Chapter 23: I reread this, and knowing sooner or later you'll come back to reread your story and comments I decided to write this ;)
This was amazing haha, and especially after I watched a movie called "Catch me if you can" and somehow I just thought of this and reread the whole thing. And since I didn't read this in a while, I forgot everything and the story was as good as it was the first time :D
I'm amazed I sound so calm :O The last I remembered I always sounded spazzy xD

Anyway, I'm sure I liked the same things I liked back then so I won't mention the whole bulk of it :3
But thanks for writing this Kemaru fic that I can come back to again and again <3
Know that I'll always wait for another Kemaru fic, a chaptered one of course, and hopefully completed at that xD

Love ya~!
Yuki0710 #2
Chapter 23: XD this was an awsome Kemaru fanfiction!!! xD I totally loved it and the end was so funny and romantic!!
Really, great story!! XDDD
elishaed
#3
Awww I loved this story! It was funny, cute, intense, and all around amazing! Great story! ^^
jamieargie
#4
This fanfic is amazing (and very very funny)! I really liked the storyline and how you described the characters!
Return me my phone
Sure.
Really?
No.
I love this scene, the whole scene with the texting!
There is nothing to dislike about the story, of course.
I'm not good at rating things but I would say a 9.5/10.
It is a little confusing in the beginning but afterwards everything clears up, so I think this is a good thing because it captures the attention of the reader.
I'm not really good with suggestions either, so keep up the good job and keep writing amazing fanfics!
FizUTwinS #5
i really love this fic,,hehe

What you liked about this fic >> all of it,,mostly the plot of kemaru,,
What you disliked about this fic >> i have no idea,,,
Upon 10, how would you rate this fic >> 9
Any suggestions for me >> make a great fic again,,,^^

matbe i can become kemaru shipper too, because of you,,,^^d
phoqueen #6
omfg so cute <3333333333333333333333333 ughuguhgh cutecutecute
Nureesha
#7
I really love your plot!!! i love everything about this story! and i dislike nothing here! its too awesomee!! i'll give this a rating of 10/10 plus a bonus for the presence of kemaru heheheheXD and yeah, write morreeee:) okay bye:)
babychunsu
#8
my third time reading this ff
i just cant stop myself from reread it again lol :)
kemaru are cute and funny <33
U-KissInMyBed
#9
What i liked bout this fic? /puts on nerd glasses/ : KEMARU DUHH!!! The sweet accidental beginning n their relationship afterwards!! Aww! /fangirls/ The lovely brotherly relationship of Vin n Dongho!! Alexander n Kiseop's relationship n ELiSeop!!! I love everything honestly <br />
Except:<br />
You killed AJ.. Or rather Vinnie did!! :(. /throw cupcakes/ <br />
And Soohyun's pedo ways!! Totally creeps me out.. I can't imagine him in real life like that LOL!! <br />
Btw how old in Dongho in this story??<br />
Rating;<br />
/drum rolls/<br />
Infinity/10<br />
!!!!<br />
Suggestions?: don't make anyone of them like Pedo Soo please!! Jebal!! It creeps me out!! Hehe<br />
AWESOME JOB!!! /re-reads /<br />
N write more s cuz i'm a xD<br />
N i know you r too.. Along other ppl.. DON'T YOU DENY IT SISTER!!!<br />
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U-KissInMyBed
#10
Sure<br />
Really?<br />
No.<br />
_|_<br />
hahahaha.. So cute!!! Great job!!