Is that Big Bang?

Catch That Thief

"Come on, Dongho! You have to help me!" Kevin whined as he dragged a very unwilling Dongho behind him.

"Why hyung! I don't want to, I rather sleep!" Dongho protested.

"Because this will affect my job, and if I mess it up, I won't get my pay. When I don't get my pay, I can't support you and we won't be able to live together anymore and you'll have to live with mum. Do you want that?" Kevin reasoned, his eyes boring into Dongho's.

Dongho sighed, "Fine. What do I have to do?"

"You see that guy sitting by the window in that restaurant? Talk to him and fish out some information from him." Kevin pointed at the man sitting alone. "And here, wear this, I'll tell you what to say to him." Kevin handed Dongho a black tiny earpiece.

"Wait, why can't you do it? Isn't it your job?" Dongho questioned.

"Well, I did some research on him and found out that he likes kids so you are perfect for this!" Kevin exclaimed.

"What?! Aren't you putting my life in danger?" Cried Dongho.

"I'll buy you sweets." Kevin cajoled.

Dongho agreed immediately and entered the restaurant while Kevin went in a minute later, taking the seat behind Dongho and the other man.

Dongho awkwardly sat down on the seat that was facing the brown-haired man, eyes filled with uncertainty. The man looked up. "Why are you sitting here?"

"I don't know either." Dongho replied stiffly.

The man looked at Dongho up and down before smiling. "Hi kid, I'm Soohyun."

"And I am forced." Dongho answered, resting his chin on his left hand.
 
Kevin's eyes widened upon hearing his reply while Soohyun simply chuckled. Dongho you are going to get it from me if you mess this up, Kevin cursed internally.

In the midst of cursing, Kevin looked out the window and a certain man walking by caught his eye.

That body. That hair. That face. THAT HANDPHONE ROBBER.

He was walking away and Kevin instantaneously stood up and sprinted out of the restaurant.

With widened eyes, Dongho's gaze followed Kevin all the way to the door. "Hyung!" He cried, flustered, but Kevin was already out. Slowly, he diverted his gaze back to Soohyun who was still smiling freakily at him. Dongho smiled awkwardly at him and made a mental note to deep fry Kevin when he got back home.

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"Yah!" Kevin shouted at Kibum's back view. Kibum turned around while Kevin hurriedly walked up to him.

"Return me my phone." Kevin demanded, stretching out his palm.

Kibum laughed, "What makes you think I'll just give it to you?"

"Because that phone is mine! Be nice, return it!" Kevin yelled.

"If you can catch me." Kibum replied as he turned away and started running.

"Huh- YAH." Kibum was already far ahead before Kevin could react.

Kevin ran after him, already tired before he ran for long. Kibum glanced behind, noting how far Kevin was. He turned left into a small lane, slowed down and began walking instead. Kibum hadn't step into a gym for quite some time and this was a great workout.

Suddenly, a grip on his shoulder made him turn around to find Kevin panting heavily, with drops of sweet hanging perilously at the ends of his fringe. "Phone." He extended his palm once more.

"I don't have it." Kibum simply replied.

Kevin's eyes widened, "What?!"

"It's not with me. You can do a full body check if you want." Kibum commented.

Doubting Kibum's words, Kevin immediately searched Kibum's pockets. He dug his hands into the front pocket of Kibum's plaid shirt, then down to Kibum jeans pocket.

"Hey, you're hands are dangerously close, don't make me have a reaction." Kibum teased.

Kevin glared at him, "Shut up." He checked the other pocket, only to a negative result.

"So?" Kibum asked as Kevin straightened his back.

Kevin glared even harder. "I'm bringing you to the police!" Kevin tugged Kibum's shirt and tried to pull him along, but Kibum stood firmly on the ground.

"And what, tell them I stole your phone? With what evidence?" Kibum questioned while looking at Kevin, amused.

Kevin stood still for a moment, pondering over Kibum's words. He snapped out of it, "I don't care! I'm still bringing you there" and continued trying to pull Kibum with him.

"Hey, is that Big Bang?" Kibum pointed at a random direction.

"Where!" Kevin squealed and released his hold on Kibum's shirt. "Oh my goodness, I love T.O.P!"

It took a moment for Kevin to register what had happened before he said, "Wait, this is just a trick isn't it! You're not fool-"

Kevin looked around frantically. Kibum already disappeared. Stomping his feet, Kevin grunted, "That !"

Looking up into the sky, he yelled, "That dude wherever you are, I'm going to find you and make sure you'll suffer a horrible death!"   

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Note: I don't proof read my chapters before posting them up so forgive me for any errors! You can help me point it out too if you're nice, kekeke.

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fishykevinwoo
#1
Chapter 23: I reread this, and knowing sooner or later you'll come back to reread your story and comments I decided to write this ;)
This was amazing haha, and especially after I watched a movie called "Catch me if you can" and somehow I just thought of this and reread the whole thing. And since I didn't read this in a while, I forgot everything and the story was as good as it was the first time :D
I'm amazed I sound so calm :O The last I remembered I always sounded spazzy xD

Anyway, I'm sure I liked the same things I liked back then so I won't mention the whole bulk of it :3
But thanks for writing this Kemaru fic that I can come back to again and again <3
Know that I'll always wait for another Kemaru fic, a chaptered one of course, and hopefully completed at that xD

Love ya~!
Yuki0710 #2
Chapter 23: XD this was an awsome Kemaru fanfiction!!! xD I totally loved it and the end was so funny and romantic!!
Really, great story!! XDDD
elishaed
#3
Awww I loved this story! It was funny, cute, intense, and all around amazing! Great story! ^^
jamieargie
#4
This fanfic is amazing (and very very funny)! I really liked the storyline and how you described the characters!
Return me my phone
Sure.
Really?
No.
I love this scene, the whole scene with the texting!
There is nothing to dislike about the story, of course.
I'm not good at rating things but I would say a 9.5/10.
It is a little confusing in the beginning but afterwards everything clears up, so I think this is a good thing because it captures the attention of the reader.
I'm not really good with suggestions either, so keep up the good job and keep writing amazing fanfics!
FizUTwinS #5
i really love this fic,,hehe

What you liked about this fic >> all of it,,mostly the plot of kemaru,,
What you disliked about this fic >> i have no idea,,,
Upon 10, how would you rate this fic >> 9
Any suggestions for me >> make a great fic again,,,^^

matbe i can become kemaru shipper too, because of you,,,^^d
phoqueen #6
omfg so cute <3333333333333333333333333 ughuguhgh cutecutecute
Nureesha
#7
I really love your plot!!! i love everything about this story! and i dislike nothing here! its too awesomee!! i'll give this a rating of 10/10 plus a bonus for the presence of kemaru heheheheXD and yeah, write morreeee:) okay bye:)
babychunsu
#8
my third time reading this ff
i just cant stop myself from reread it again lol :)
kemaru are cute and funny <33
U-KissInMyBed
#9
What i liked bout this fic? /puts on nerd glasses/ : KEMARU DUHH!!! The sweet accidental beginning n their relationship afterwards!! Aww! /fangirls/ The lovely brotherly relationship of Vin n Dongho!! Alexander n Kiseop's relationship n ELiSeop!!! I love everything honestly <br />
Except:<br />
You killed AJ.. Or rather Vinnie did!! :(. /throw cupcakes/ <br />
And Soohyun's pedo ways!! Totally creeps me out.. I can't imagine him in real life like that LOL!! <br />
Btw how old in Dongho in this story??<br />
Rating;<br />
/drum rolls/<br />
Infinity/10<br />
!!!!<br />
Suggestions?: don't make anyone of them like Pedo Soo please!! Jebal!! It creeps me out!! Hehe<br />
AWESOME JOB!!! /re-reads /<br />
N write more s cuz i'm a xD<br />
N i know you r too.. Along other ppl.. DON'T YOU DENY IT SISTER!!!<br />
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U-KissInMyBed
#10
Sure<br />
Really?<br />
No.<br />
_|_<br />
hahahaha.. So cute!!! Great job!!