Requested on my Tumblr "Kaixing-Unicorn" (link below) for one shot wednesdays

Plot: Lay finds Kai childish and annoying. A brat. Kai thinks his brother's best friend (Lay) is an .

TITLE: KIDS

"Not that I mind-"

"Yes he does."

"-But remind me why we’re taking your little brother with us again?"

Jongin scoffs, “You know, I’m right here. You could just ask me.”

Kris sighs before turning around to look at his teenage brother in the backseat. “You,” he says sternly. “Quit being a smart , and you,” He addresses Yixing next to him, “I already explained this. Please get your head out of your because I won’t say this again.”

Yixing pouted in his seat; earning a smirk from the 17 year old in the back. 

"Jongin is with us tonight because our parents are out of town and I can’t leave the idiot alone for two seconds without that rat, Sehun, trying to sneak him alcohol."

"Sehun is not a rat!"

"And your name isn’t Kai, but that’s not what it says on that fake I.D I found in your room the other day," Kris counters.

"So we’re really about to take him to a college level party?" Yixing asks slowly, trying to check the seriousness of his best friend. "You know there’s more alcohol there than that other kid can get to him, right?"

"Hey you, space cadet," Jongin drawls out as he scoots forward to get a better look at the older males. "Quit talking, if Kris here want’s to take me to better booze, let him."

"You will not be drinking," Kris says loudly to make a point. "Yixing here doesn’t drink either and will be making sure you don’t in the event that I take one too many shots."

Jongins eyes go wide as he shifts closer to Yixing; smirk on his face, “You really are a buzz kill aren’t you?”

Yixing smiles at him and Jongin has to sit back to keep the flush from his face. Stupid dimpled .

"Let me ask you something Kai,” Yixing humors. “Does trying to be older make you feel cool, cuz it’s not really working in your favor.”

Kris sighs loudly as his brother lunges forward and attempts to smother his best friend. 

"Let me at him i’ll rip his balls off the smug little-"

"Kris get your brat of a brother off of me or I will-"

"WILL THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I DROP YOU BOTH OFF AT THE NEXT LIGHT? GOD HELP ME, I WILL LEAVE YOU TO THE FATE OF THE HOMELESS IF YOU DON’T BEHAVE!"

Jongin retracts hi hands and Yixing buckles his seat belt again.

"God," Kris scoffs out. "Sometimes I wish you two would screw each others brains out, at least that would be less upsetting to my system than listening to you two argue."

"Not in this life time," Jongin spits out.

"He’s not a kid i’d go to jail for," Yixing proclaims and Kris just rolls his eyes.

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"Wow," Jongin whistles out as he stands next to Yixing in the crowded frat house. His eyes are attached to his brother; crazily taking his shirt off among a hoard of dancing fools. "He really can’t hold his alcohol can he?"

Yixing shakes his head, “No, not really.” He looks over at the younger male and notices the bottle of beer in his hands and his lax state. 

"What the hell!" He panics as he takes the bottle away. Jongin whines in disapproval before smirking and wrapping his arms around the smaller male. Yixing stills.

"Jongin what are you-"

"You know," Jongin purrs. "You are a lot less of an when I’m not sober."

"Get the hell off me before I-"

With no warning Jongin leans in and kisses Yixing full on the mouth, his tongue darting right in. It takes Yixing about two seconds to rip the younger male off him; his face red.

"Nope!" He yells as he walks away in search of water. "No, not today, this, no!"

The chinese male manages to make his way into the kitchen, seeing a glass of water on the counter.

"Oh thank God!" He sighs as he downs its contents down all in one gulp. His throat burns for a few moments and he realized the huge mistake he’s just made. Yixing staggers for a moment before leaning on the counter for support. He doesn’t notice the hands around his waist until a breath on his neck makes him giggle.

"I thought you didn’t drink mister goody two shoes?" Jongin slurs out before placing feather light kisses on his hyungs neck.

"I don’t you little brat," Yixing chuckles out before leaning back into the younger males hold. "Stop doing that or I’ll stop caring about jail and take you upstairs."

Jongin smiles as he bites down on the older males neck; earning a mewling noise. 

"Challenge accepted."

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"I will give you both until the count of 3 to explain to me what the happened or I will skin you both alive," Yixing hears somewhere at the back of his mind.

"1…"

He frowns as he realizes he’s laying on top of someone - a tones chest - minus the blanket over them.

"2…"

Yixing clutches his head as the figure under him moves and the memories of the previous night come rushing back.

"3…"

Thats when it hits him hard that he’s laying on top of a very Jongin.

"I know I said you two screwing would be better," Kris seethes calmly as the two males look at each other dumbly. "BUT THIS WAS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?!?!??"

Jongin goes wide eyed. “I thought you didn’t drink?!?”

"I thought you didn’t like me?!??"

"I thought the world made sense but okay," Kris sighs. "It doesn’t have to, just please put clothes on this is so unpleasant."

Kris leaves uncaring and Yixing stares at Jongin before clicking his tounge. Jongin smirks.

"Still wouldn’t go to jail for me?"

Yixing places a kiss on Jongins cheek. “That depends, are we in a new life time, brat?”

Jongin wrestles the older male down under him before responding. 

"Just shut up goody-two-shoes and kiss me."

END

THIS was actually requested like two weeks ago and was posted like two weeks ago but I FORGOT TO PUT IT ON HERE OMG IM SOOOO SORRY. Here you go guys, some /ish crack comedy fo you all.

Link to my tumblr dedicated to Kaixing

http://kaixing-unicorn.tumblr.com/