Sickening Fluffly Unicorns

EXO: Girlhood?

-Suho- 

I froze in his arms, replaying the words over and over in my head. 

'I love you too.. I love you too.. I love you too..' 

I finally gathered all my courage and turned to face him, his face a flushed pink and scratching his head. 

"I was cheesy, wasn't I?" he cleared his voice. 

"Cheesy, yet unbelievably cute." I kissed his forehead, surprising myself with my own bravery. 

He blushed even brighter,"H-hey! I'm a guy! I don't want to be called cute.." 

I giggled, which was extremely weird considering I'm a guy stuck in a girl's body. I cupped his face and planted a soft kiss on his lips, relishing the distinct flavor that could only be found on Lay. 

That day I found out that Lay's hair was extremely soft, and he was a cheesy unicorn that tried to impress me in every way possible. 

-Baekhyun- 

We finally got them together, yet why do I feel so.. disgusted? 

I watched as Suho and Lay laughed and whispered to each other, holding hands and kissing each other every freaking 5 seconds. 

"You know, Baekhyun-hyung, if you hate watching them so much why don't you just do the same with Chanyeol?" Kyungsoo snorted and took a chip from my bag. 

"Hey! That was my chip! AND NO, I'M NOT GOING TO BE CHEESY WITH CHANYEOL!" I protested and stomped into my room, slamming the door and finding a sleeping Chanyeol. 

Lanky limbs were hanging off the bed, hair a mess, mouth open, yet unbelievably.. 

Adorable. 

Completely and utterly adorable. 

I smacked myself over and over, thinking of myself as a molester. 

Stop being creepy and sleep or something! Why did I come into the room in the first place?! 

"B-Baekhyun-hyung? Why are you hitting yourself?" Chanyeol rubbed his eyes, curls sticking out in all directions. 

"U-uh.. I have no explanation, actually." I stammered and mentally slapped myself again. 

"Hehe.. Baekhyun-hyung is going mental." Chanyeol laughed and stretched. 

"I'M NOT GOING MENTAL!" I yelled and frowned laying down on my bed. 

-Chanyeol- 

He's pouting on purpose. 

He's doing it so he can make me a molester that molests bacons wearing eyeliner. 

He's doing it so I can go to jail. 

STOP POUTING CUTELY, BYUN BAEKHYUN! 

I quickly ran into the living room, grabbing a glass full of cold water and drinking it down in big gulps before Suho came into the living room and raised an eyebrow at me. 

"Something wrong Chanyeol?" 

I shook my head furiously. 

He slowly walked backwards out of the room, face saying 'I am thoroughly creeped right now.' 

What am I DOING?! 

A/N: I apologize for this being so late TT^TT Oh gawd, Chanyeol's derp face. XDD Anywayyyyyy, please leave more comments~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They seriously leave me smiling creepily. 

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SongRachel
#1
Chapter 4: Hunhan, omfg.Hunhan !!!!!
Awww jealousy Sehun :33
SongRachel
#2
Chapter 3: Aw duizhang XD
SongRachel
#3
Chapter 2: Kai, Omfg XD
Greyson #4
Chapter 2: Kai be like "Damn Kyungsoo, you look.. Dayum." Ahaha i can imagine this gu- girls in reality and damn they're more beautiful than me!!
Oh_ChaeHun_ #5
Chapter 27: I REALLY REALLY LOVEEEE THIS STORY ~ I LOVE THIS TO THE POINT THAT IT MAKES ME SPEECHLESS.LOL.XD
Oh_ChaeHun_ #6
Chapter 26: MyungYeooooool ~ ♥
Oh_ChaeHun_ #7
Chapter 25: Sungyeol's the doctor ~ Pwahahahahahahaha!xD
Oh_ChaeHun_ #8
Chapter 24: "I'M BLEEDING!!! I'M BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW! I'M DYING FROM THE INSIDE OUT! SEHUNNIE, I LOVE YOU!" 

ASDFGHJKL!!!WTF,LUHAN!!!PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~:D
Oh_ChaeHun_ #9
Chapter 23: "Oh my god, Chanyeol gave you derp drugs, didn't he?" 

WTF!!!DERP DRUGS ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!XD
Oh_ChaeHun_ #10
Chapter 19: Whaaaaaaaaaaa~~~!!!!!WHY IS IT LIKE THAAATTT?!?!HUHUHHUHUHU!I'M DEFINITELY CRYING RIGHT NOW!ㅠ^ㅠ