“Annyeong yeoreobun! Welcome back to episode 2NE1! Today we’re back with a GD and TOP cut. Let’s see them!”

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LOCATION: RECORDING STUDIO

            “Oh Bommie!” Teddy turns to greet the girl standing at the door.

            “Noona, you’re late as usual,” Seungri sniggers.                                                                

            “Oppa, why’s the nosey panda here?”

            “I don’t know, but he keep bothering me. I swear, only you can make him shut up!”

            “Hyung~” the younger male coos while clinging onto Teddy.

            “Aish, go away,” he pushes Seungri’s head away.

            Bom pouts, “Where’s Tabi?”

            “I don’t know. It’s very unusual for him to be late. I think you’re having too much influence on him,” Bom smacks Seungri’s head as he finishes.

            “Wassup!” TOP makes an epic entrance.

            “Tabi! You’re so late!”

            “That’s because I had to do something very important.”

            “What is it?”

            TOP rises up a bag from behind him. Bom scrunches her nose for a few seconds before screaming at the top of her lungs, “Cooooorrrrrnnnn!”

            “I love you, Tabi!” she grabs the bag and jumps into his arms.

            CAPTION: Such an easy win!

            “Yah, Bommie!” the hold hyung angers up. “Do your alien business somewhere else. You’re making too much noise!”

            “Woah hyung. I didn’t know you’re like that.”

            “Shut up!” the older idols scold all at once.

            “So noona, do you like hyung’s corn? Too much silk?” Seungri raises his eyebrows naughtily.

            “WHAT!?” the other idols in the room turn to stare at him.

            Teddy immediately smacks the idiot’s head, “Leave them alone!”

            “ERT!” Bom slaps Seungri’s arm repeatedly.

            TOP holds him in place as Bom attacks, “This is what you get for teasing my Bommie!”

            “Why would you care anyways? Watch YG’s reaction when I tell him about your erted-ness.”

            “No hyung!” he pleads while shaking Teddy’s arm.

            Teddy suddenly sniggers, “Why would you care anyways? Your corn is smaller than his? Or are you… by anychance… gay?”

            “Whhhhaaat!?” Seungri shrinks back in horror. “I am two hundred percent straight!”

            “Well, two hundred degrees is definitely not straight on a circle.”

            “Hyung!” he whines as the alien couple chuckles silently while chomping on their corn.

            “Gay!”

            “No! I clearly like girls. I like big ies like noona’s,” he points to Bom.

            “You what!?” TOP jumps up and smacks the maknae’s head again.

            “Just kidding! I meant like noona’s fluffy bread! The bread in the bag!”

            The older male releases his grip on the trembling boy’s collar. “No one touch my Bommie. Hear that? Don’t touch my Bommie. Don’t touch my territory. Don’t touch my lady. Don’t touch my Alien. Nothing. Nada. Got that?”

            CAPTION: Universal anthem for Aliens’ love!

            “Since when did you turn into Bom