JONGHYUN’S POV

“Yah! Don’t laugh okay. This is a freaking major crisis!” I shot daggers at both Kyuhyun and Yonghwa that were laughing hysterically. Great! They were supposed to be my saviors, my guardians to solve this mess up, troublesome problem of mine. But now, they can’t even control their effing behavior. Damn!

“Jonghyun ar, what you’re asking us is really preposterous!” Kyuhyun smirked in amusement.

“Kyu, I’m serious here. So, please, stop laughing.” I said monotonously.

“You know, Jongie, I can’t believe that you would ever ask something about this matter. The almighty heartless, cold Lee Jonghyun finally has fallen.” Yonghwa patted my shoulder lightly.

“Whatever Yonghwa.” I brushed off his sarcasm, poker face plastered.

“Honestly, they are just two simple words, dude. Read my lips. I. Do. How hard can it be? Even I myself managed to say those words easily and clearly when I married Seohyun.” Kyuhyun shook his head.

“Please! You guys are married because of love! But the girl and I? It’s a freaking arranged marriage. Not even an ounce of love spark between us. So how in the world can I easily say I do without backing out in the middle of the wedding?!”

Chincha! If only they know that I stuttered, stammered, fumbled on my words when I called my soon to be wife, I’ll be damned. To ask my appa about this marriage thingy, I would rather put a shotgun near my head and pull the trigger myself. I can imagine myself freeze, mute and speechless in front of the girl, priest and whoever attend the wedding when it is the time to say I do.

“Chill Jongie. I’ll help you.” Yonghwa said as he adjusted the tune of his guitar.

“Hahaha… still, I’m amused. You really take this wedding matter seriously.”

“Of course I do, Kyu. Like you said, marriage is not a game. Even if this is indeed an arranged marriage, I rather not let it be an epic failure.” I let out a sigh.

“We should be over the moon Kyu. At least Jongie here has finally decided to be a responsible guy and settle down with a girl in his life. If we want to wait for he, himself to find a girl, I guess we should just pray that the cat will be best bud with the dog.” Yonghwa said sarcastically.

I just showed my ‘whatever-Yonghwa’ face to both Kyuhyun and Yonghwa. Still, I couldn’t care less. As long they teach me how to say I do without making a scene during my wedding day, I’ll just put a blind eye and deafen my ears to their sarcasm.

“So… for the last time… are you guys going to help me or not?”

“For the sake of seeing you in a tux, saying I do to one woman, I’ll bear the hardship to teach someone as heartless as you about love.” Yonghwa flashed a smile. Fuh! That’s a relief. At least I know I have someone to back me up in this messy situation.

“And you, Kyu?”

“Count me in too. I can’t wait to give you some love advises.” And then I saw an evil smirk curved on Kyuhyun’s face. Here goes nothing. Uneasy plus dithery and antsy feeling began to stir, mixing together to form one indescribable feeling. Kyuhyun is definitely up to something.

Fuhhhh… will I survive to see another daylight tomorrow? Heck, will I even make it to my own wedding day?

TAEYEON’S POV

My eyes wandered aimlessly inside the bridal shop. There were tons of beautiful, mind blow