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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

"Why the are we going to a bank?"

Just follow me.

Vampire Fact: You've seen Bank of America everywhere, no? Banks aren't just for money. It's a disguised blood bank, also the headquarters of vampires. 

We stepped in and Yongguk went to the teller on the far left.

He smiled at him and thought, I need to register a recently turned vampire. 

The teller smiled back and said,"The restrooms are on the right."

We walked to the restroom and saw that there was a cleaning closet in there. 

Yongguk opened it and past the mops, was another door.

He opened that one and helped me through.

 

I stumbled in. 

I took in a deep breath as I looked around, but let out a slightly disappointed sigh.

It was really anticlimatic, I mean, it looked completely normal.

Yongguk laughed at me.

Did you think that there would be gargoyles and crap?

Maybe.

It was like a normal registration area: long lines, snappy receptionists, the huge stacks of paper to sign.

 

When we finally got back home, Zelo was waiting for us.

Yongguk walked up to the front door, confused. There wasn't a door anymore.

The house was in a state of chaos.

Books were ripped open, the couch was in the wall, the door (which we found later) was in the ceiling.

Zelo was sitting on top of the couch, balancing on it and staring at the wrecked walls.

Yongguk, who was cautiously approaching the boy, asked,"Zelo..... Why are you here and what happened to the house?"

He snapped out of his trance and looked at him. 

"I can't see my favorite hyung?"

Yongguk raised an eyebrow and looked at him.

"Just kidding, I came to get my cherry tomatoes. 20 boxes, I believe?"

Yongguk paled.

"Oh ."

Zelo smoothly vaulted off the couch, pushing it down at the same time.

A thunderous crash resulted.

He got stood directly in front of Yongguk, his eyes starting to glow red.

"Hyung, you didn't forget, did you?"

"I-I'll get it now."

Zelo's eyes returned to normal. 

"Okay, hyung! Go get them~"

His eyes twinkled, no trace of red left.

"Hi, Himchan hyung!" He giggled. "I didn't see you there!"

Himchan, stay with Zelo.

Wait wait why?!

So he doesn't destroy the entire house, goddammit!

Why don't you just let him finish the job? There isn't much left.

Yongguk growled, running out.

"WAIT DON'T GO!!!"

He was already gone.

I turned around and looked at Zelo, who was innocently looking back.

I gulped.

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!