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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)Hello, there.
If you're reading this, that means you've found my online how-to manual! Unfortunately, that also means you're a vampire, since I'm using the vampire network)
Don't worry, it's not too bad.
Just kidding.
The first few months are hell.
I'm not going to lie to you, it's pretty bad.
Luckily, you have what I didn't, which is this little guide.
Now, let's start off with the thing that started it all: The bite.
I woke up, my head pounding and throat terribly dry, to a gruesome sight.
Two bleeding holes in my ing neck and a note, which read:
Hey.
Um... Sorry about biting you? If you want to continue living, I would suggest meeting me outside.
Hopefully, the person who turned you was nice and stayed with you, unlike this .
I tried to stand up, but a wave of nausea hit me.
After a couple of minutes of adjusting, I managed to make my way outside.
"Hello?"
Hello!
Vampire Fact: You can read minds! However, that means that people can talk to you through their minds, which means that they will never, ever shut up.
I, not knowing this, freaked out and started going all angry momma raccoon on him.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY THE ARE YOU TALKING TO ME IN MY MIND!"
Woah, calm your .
"NO! First off, I don't have to calm, I AM A ING MALE! AND SECONDLY, WHAT. DID. YOU. DO. TO. ME?!"
I.... bit you. Sorry?"
"DAMN RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE SORRY!"
Look, do you want to help you or not.
Sensing that my survival was at risk, I shut up.
I started to talk back to him in my mind.
Where are you?
Behind you~
I turned around and I saw him, Bang Yongguk.
I groaned.
Are you kidding me? I really liked you and your rapping.
Aw, thanks.
Let me emphasize the past term, LIKED.
Ouch.
Just tell me what to do.
He started talking in his distinct, low voice.
"Okay, so you're a vampire."
"No , sherlock."
"Just LISTEN. I'm sorry, okay?"
"Apology not accepted, now tell me where to go, what to do, and how to get the hell away from you."
Yongguk lost his patience.
Vampire Tip: Don't piss off your creator. Doesn't matter what he did or said, just don't piss him off.
He grabbed my hands and slammed them above my head.
I whimpered, sinking into myself.
"JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I'M GOING TO ING TELL YOU!"
I nodded frantically, temporarily losing my voice from the fright.
He chuckled to himself.
"Shoulda done that earlier~"
His face got serious and he said,"Now, you're a vampire. It's not the end of the world for two reasons: You can't die, you're immortal."
He started laughing again.
"Sorry, it's a little joke. Anyway, two reasons: You can't die, and I'm here to help."
I nodded again.
"Now, let's start by debunking some myths."
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