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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

"Yongguk, goddammit! I can't even get some ing blood from your neck because of the stiches."

After that incident, Yongguk had to get stiches.

It wasn't even Zelo who inflicted the most damage, it was Jongup.

I didn't know that Jongup could get that mad.

The more you know, I guess.

 

It seemed like life was getting normal, well, as normal as being a vampire could be.

Yesterday, Key came over. He was furious and ing about Jonghyun groping Taemin.

Turns out that Jonghyun was falling and he took down Taemin by accident.

Thanks to Key, Minho punched Jonghyun in the face and other places that should not be named.

Onew, as usual, was eating chicken and watching the whole event unfold.

Infinite, however, was in a much, much worse situation. Sungjong almost castrated Sungyeol, and Dongwoo shoved a cucumber up L's nose.

 

Anyway, life seemed to be okay, but then Yongguk got a phone call.

He got angry and walked off.

When he came back, he looked visibly shaken.

"We need to leave. Now."

We packed some essential things, leaving the house quickly.

He briskly walked along, practically dragging me.

"Yongguk, what's going on?"

He didn't answer and kept pulling me.

I stumbled and fell.

"Himchan, get up. We have to get out of here."

"No! Not until you ing tell me what it going on."

"I'll tell you later. Now please, hurry up."

I got up, peeved, and pouted as we ran down the road.

After a few more minutes, I was panting.

"Why didn't we take the car?"

"Because they can track it."

"Who's they?"

"I'll tell you later."

"NO. YOU WILL TELL ME NOW, BANG YONGGUK."

He whirled around, practically frothing at the mouth with rage.

"I can't really explain it, Himchan. Daehyun or Youngjae will explain it, now HURRY THE UP."

I shut my mouth and ran.

We arrived at a sturdy looking building.

Yongguk slashed his wrist and pressed the bleeding gash up to a sensor pad.

As the door opened, he pushed me in and slammed the door behind me.

After going through many hallways, we finally got to a control room looking area.

Daehyun, Youngjae, and Jongup were sitting in chairs, intently focused on the screen.

"What's going on?"

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!