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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

"Onew, that's your 6th box of chicken. STOP EATING, YOU FATASS."

We arrived at the meeting area to be met with a furious Key.

He stopped his ranting to look at me.

"I met you a couple days ago, right?"

Not looking for an answer, he turned back around.

I recognized the dog shifter, Jonghyun, and the angel, Taemin.

Onew stopped eating to look up and introduce himself.

"Hi, I'm Onew. I'm a chupacabra."

Random Creature Fact: They're kind of like wolves, but like vampires, they blood. They usually don't, though. They prefer to stick with chicken and other farm animals.

Minho walked up. 

"Hi, I'm Minho."

He sat down on a nearby bench, reading a book about high jumping.

Taemin fluttered next to me.

"He doesn't really talk much, but he's a nice person."

He jumped into Minho's lap.

Minho ruffled his hair while Taemin drank some banana milk.

"YAH! MIR, HURRY UP!"

"I threw out my back, I'm going as fast as I can."

"CNU, I swear, if you move any slower, we'll be here for another hour."

MBLAQ and B1A4 had arrived.

To make the introductions easier, I'll just tell you what they are and describe it. 

MBLAQ:

Mir- Centaur. Half human, half horse. They don't actually have a horse's body attached, just really muscular legs.

Thunder- Bunny shifter. Has a sister, Dara, also a bunny shifter.

Seungho- Panda shifter. They have the tell tale dark circles. Usually pretty good at martial arts, but as always, there are exceptions. 

G.O.- Werewolf. He has a mustache that never stops ing growing.

Joon- Fairy. He's one of the more muscular ones.

B1A4:

CNU- Bear shifter. Like panda shifters, they're strong. But sadly, they move really slowly most of the time.

Gongchan- Dog shifter

Jinyoung- 9 tailed fox. Because they're usually girls, Jinyoung gets a lot of about it, but when he has them pinned to the wall, they apologize pretty quickly.

Sandeul- Duck shifter. I really don't know what they do.

Baro- Squirrel shifter. Honestly, 3/5 of B1A4 is useless. They're nice people, but they have no powers.

 

I went back over to Minho.

"Hey, you never told me what you were."

"Oh, I'm half a frog shifter and half mermaid."

"That's coo-"

There was a loud crashing noise.

Key was on a rampage.

Somehow, the grease from the chicken got on his favorite shirt.

"It was an accident!" Onew protested, barely getting words out.

Honestly, I was surprised that he could get a sentence out, since his cheeks were being battered by Key and his hand of justice.

"K-Key hyung, don't hurt Onew hyung," whimpered Taemin.

"It was an accident."

Key was too far gone in his rage to hear the tiny boy.

Taemin sighed.

"I didn't want to have to do this in front of Himchan...."

He closed his eyes and shook his head.

"But Onew's head will be gone if I don't."

Taemin was bathed in a glowing light.

He reappeared with blood spattered wings on his back, and black streaks across his face.

His pupils had disappeared and he had a dangerous looking weapon in his hand.

"UMMA, PUT DOWN THE CHICKEN EATING IMBECILE AND PULL YOUR TOGETHER! YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS, THEN IMMA SMACK A ."

Key put down the worn out Onew and rolled his eyes.

"Taemin, why didn't you just say something before?"

The rest of us rolled our eyes, wanting to hit the diva upside his head.

Taemin shuddered and collapsed to the ground, into Minho's waiting arms.

The boy his hair gently as the angel's wings retracted and the unearthly light disappeared.

His eyes returned to normal.

He looked at the weapon and groaned.

"The scythe appeared again? I thought I got rid of it."

Minho shushed him and continued reading his book, not at all fazed by what just happened.

Taemin picked up his spilled banana milk.

His eyes watered and threatened to overflow with tears.

"M-Minho, it s-spilled."

Minho seemed to pull another banana milk out of nowhere.

He handed it to the tearful angel, who just seconds ago, was about to beat some .

Taemin smiled and started drinking it.

I blinked and turned to Yongguk.

"What just happened?"

 

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!