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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

"Jongup?"

 

"Do you guys know each other?" asked Yongguk.

Jongup smiled and said,"Yeah, we used to go to school together."

"Yeah, we were like best friends, but we lost contact. I didn't know you were.... what are you?"

"I'm a werewolf."

Random Creature Fact: Werewolves are okay. I'm not too sure how they're different from dog shifters, though. They shed a lot, so if you don't want fur on you, carry a lint roller around.

"Hi, I'm Youngjae, and I'm a siren."

Youngjae stepped up and smiled at me.

Random Creature Fact: Sirens are nice too, they sing. That's about it. I haven't really discovered anything else about them, and Youngjae hasn't really told me anything about himself

Daehyun was stuffing his face, but when I looked over, he stopped and tried to introduce himself.

"Hai, mphff neem eesh Daehnnng." 

"What?"

Youngjae rolled his eyes and translated for me.

"He said that his name was Daehyun. Stop eating, you idiot!"

"Ynnoo yew lubf meh~" (Translation: You know you love me.)

Youngjae proceeded to reach over and kiss him.

When he was finished, the crackers were gone.

"Hey, no fair~ I wanted to finish that."

Munching, Youngjae gestured at me.

"Oh, I'm a Zombie."

Random Creature Fact: Zombies aren't rotting creatures that moan for body parts. In fact, they're pretty good looking. They're just a little more vocal than usual, and have an unsatiable hunger. However, they can and will eat your brains.

I turned to Yongguk, trying to ignore the zombie and siren that started to make out next to us.

I really don't know how Jongup tuned them out, he just stood there, smiling like Daehyun and Youngjae weren't procreating next to us.

"So are you, Zelo and I the only vampires in the area?" I asked.

We hadn't met any other vampires.

"No, there are more, they don't like being here in the day time."
He looked at me, confused.

"And Zelo's not a vampire- at least not a full one."

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!