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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

Yongguk and I nodded at each other before pushing open Jongup's door.

I let out a piecing shriek.

Yongguk covered my eyes, and at the same time, trying to cover his own.

"Jongup, why aren't you wearing any ing clothes?!"

"It's that time of the month, you mothering s."

We rushed out of his room, wondering whether we should burn our eyes and why the quiet Jongup was cursing all of the sudden.

"Jongup, you still ?" I asked cautiously.

"Yes, I'm 24/7, I mean, what are these clothes you talk about?" he deadpanned.

We walked back in.

"Wait, when it's that time of the month, what happens?"

"Well, I don't actually turn into a wolf, I just get more violent and... yeah. Sorry about earlier."

"What do you mean by yeah?"

Jongup quickly lost his patience.

"I GET , OKAY? JESUS CHRIST!"

He let out a string of curse words.

Yongguk and I winked at each other. His condition would make the plan work even better.

Meanwhile, over at Zelo's house, Daehyun and Youngjae were trying to persuade Zelo out of his room.

"NO! I WON'T LEAVE, SO GO AWAYYYYYYY!"

Daehyun groaned and looked at Youngjae.

"Youngjae, I know that you don't like using it, but can you do it?"

Youngjae looked hesitant, but he had to do it for Jongup.

"Put some wax in your ears." 

Daehyun stuffed some in, and Youngjae started to sing.

A/N: The underlined words are when Youngjae is using his siren voice.

"Zelo, come with us. We're not going to do anything bad, so come out of our room."

For a moment, Youngjae looked triumphant because Zelo popped his head out, but Youngjae's grin disappeared when Zelo said,"Hyung, your voice doesn't work on me, but I'll humor you."

Zelo walked to the car and slumped into the backseat, his posture exuding I-don't-give-a-.

Daehyun smirked and jumped into the passenger seat.

Youngjae drove to Yongguk's house, where the main event was about to unfold.

 

 

T^T Sorry for the really y filler chapter.

OTL

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!