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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

It was excruciating.

I couldn't think straight because of all the pain.

The pain was so immense, I passed out.

It all went black.

The world cleared, my sight focused on the ceiling.

Getting up, yet again, my head pounded.

I tasted blood in my mouth, harsh and metallic.

I saw Zelo's limp body and crawled over, frantic.

"Zelo!? Are you okay?"

He didn't answer.

Seeing red, I looked over at the arrogant humans.

They were smirking, they were laughing at us.

My pupils dilated into slits and my fangs popped out.

Their eyes widened.

I was tired, in pain, angry, and hungry.

I hadn't fed for a while, and I couldn't control myself for much longer.

Leaping for their throats, I extended my fingernails, ready for the rich red liquid that I craved.

 

When the final man was completely dry of blood, I threw his carcass aside.

What I did didn't really register in my head.

I was too worried about Zelo.

I kneeled next to Zelo.

"Zelo... You have to get up. I know you don't like me right now, but at least get up for Yongguk.... What about Jongup? That babo will be traumatized..."

I sobbed silently, tears dripping onto Zelo's peaceful face.

After a few seconds of this, Zelo's face scrunched up, contorting his features.

He croaked out,"Hyung, you're making my face all wet."

I hit his chest over and over, now openly bawling.

"You , I was so ing worried."

Zelo grinned.

"I know."

He tried to get up, but he winced in pain.

I reached down and helped him up.

Brushing each other off, we linked arms and happily walked into the sunset.

Just kidding.

Like that would actually happen.

Vampire officers raced in and pushed me against the wall, putting heavy duty handcuffs on me.

"Kim Himchan, you're under arrest for the murder of these humans. This is a first class offense, and you may have...."

The rest of his words were drowned out.

I saw his lips moving, but I couldn't hear a thing.

I could only hear blood pounding through my ears.

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!