The four of us sat down at the table, completely serious.

"Daehyun, did you bring the supplies?"

"Yep. Got it all."

Youngjae wiggled his fingers, signaling for Daehyun to give him whatever was in the bag.

"Which one?"

"The one with tetrasodium pyrophosphate."

"Jae, if you wanted the marshmallows, you could have just asked."

Youngjae furrowed his brow and frantically beckoned with his hand, irritated.

Daehyun slapped the marshmallows into his hand.

"Cheetos?"

An orange bag was thrown onto the table.

"Candy?"

An assortment of different colored boxes joined the cheetos.

"Doritos?"

The doritos followed.

"Other chips that we have?

4 more bags were chucked on.

"Jello?"

The 6-cup package was set down gently.

Yongguk rolled his eyes.

"Youngjae, what exactly is this all for?"

"We need brain food."

We looked at each other and shrugged.

"Works for me." I said, diving into the immense pile of junk food.

When there were only a few chips left, we started thinking up some plans.

"How about a fake kidnapping? Those tend to work."

"Yongguk, did you just hear what you said?"

Yongguk frowned and started shoving the leftover chips into his mouth.

"We could just do it the old-fashioned way and shove them both into a locked closet." suggested Daehyun.

Youngjae looked aghast.

"We're trying to get them together, not for Jongup to violate my little Zelo!"

"What the are you talking about?" Yongguk growled.

"Haven't you ever seen those wild life zoo documentaries? When they want the animals to repopulate, they put them into a small, enclosed space and turn off the lights. Five ing minutes later, they're repopulating the entire ing planet!"

Youngjae's voice quivered in passion.

Yongguk and I looked at him, not sure how we should react.

Daehyun gently pulled him onto his lap.

"Youngjae, sweetheart, look at me. No, look into my eyes."

Youngjae looked into the other's eyes, his chest heaving.

Daehyun pulled his forehead to his, letting them touch.

"Simmer. Simmmeeerrr~"

Youngjae closed his eyes and let his head fall limply into the crook of Daehyun's neck.

A soft purr-snore came from the fluffy cheeked boy.

"Sorry, he gets like this when he has too much junk food. I'll take him home."

Daehyun abruptly got up, but not before snugly wrapping Youngjae's legs around his torso so he wouldn't fall.

"See ya later."

We sat still in shock, not really saying anything.

Finally, Yongguk broke the silence.

"So.... I guess we're shoving them into a closet?"