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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

"GUYS, THERE'S ONE ON THE BED! GET HIM! GET THE ER!"

I was woken up suddenly, not to mention as rudely as , by some s.

I assumed that they were the random human hunters that took Zelo, so I got up instantly, only to be taken back down in a flash by a tazer.

 

When I woke up again, I was in a room.

I sighed and faced the wall, hanging my head.

Everything felt woozy and unreal, so I tried pinching myself.

"Ow~" I whined because I had accidentally drawn blood.

"Hyung, you really are stupid."

I jumped high into the air, surprised.

Then I recognized the voice.

I rolled my eyes and didn't even bother looking in the direction that the voice had come from.

"It's nice to see you too, Zelo."

Zelo didn't respond.

He remained silent, sullenly looking at nothing.

Slightly worried, I walked over and sat down next to him.

"You okay?"

"I'm fine. Terrific. Just ing peachy."

"I was worried, Zelo, but be all pissy and y."

He growled at me, a low and menacing sound vibrating through the air.

Pinning me against the wall, he smashed the area next to my head with his fist.

"Don't try to provoke me, Himchan. I'm really not in the mood."

"Then what's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

I pushed him down onto the ground and straddled him.

"Goddammit, Zelo. TELL ME."

He flipped our positions and snarled,"No. Now, shut the up."

Right before we got into a full blown fight, the humans barged back in.

"Get up, you ers."

We both looked up at him lazily and smirked, saying, "No."

The leader smirked back and said,"Okay, but you asked for it."

He pulled out some weird looking weapon and pushed a button, aiming it at us.

The fight forgotten, we both grasped each other's arms, frightened.

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!