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How to stay alive (even though you're technically dead.)

Jongup felt a soft touch on his shoulder.

He didn't look up, knowing that Zelo was trying to comfort him.

"I don't want your pity."

His voice was muffled by his arms.

"Jongup."

Still, he refused to look up.

"Jongup."

Zelo not so gently forced Jongup to look at him.

"Jongup."

Zelo pressed a soft kiss directly on Jongup's lips.

Before anything else happened, Jongup broke off the kiss and said,"What are we now? What will happen from here?"

Zelo's intense gaze made him blush a little.

"Whatever you want, Jongup."

It started off as an innocent kiss, but due to Jongup's current condition and Zelo's guilt, it escalated quickly.

[Outside the closet]

Youngjae let out a furious shriek.

"They made up, now open the goddamn door before Jongup's hands go further than his waistband!"

We looked back at the monitor on Yongguk's computer.

Daehyun winced and said,"Too late for that."

Youngjae flew at Yongguk and growled,"Open the door!"

Yongguk sheepishly scratched his head.

"Uh.. I can't."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

"To be honest, I thought Zelo would break down the door. You can't open it."

Youngjae shot Yongguk a glare.

Moans started coming from the closet.

On the edge of hysteria, he started panting.

Daehyun saw it coming, so he grabbed my shirt and dragged me away.

Then, he quietly told me to take cover and to block my ears.

Youngjae screamed.

It wasn't a normal scream, but one only a panicking siren can make.

It shattered the glass and fractured the metal.

He grabbed the door, and with a grunt, he threw it off it's hinges.

Yongguk groaned miserably and looked off at a random part of the wall, concentrating.

"I'm going need to get to get another door..... It's the 14 time this month..... That means I'm spending over 200 dollars on doors... Goddammit, Zelo and Youngjae ing need to stop PMSing...."

He rubbed his pocket, soothing his wallet. 

In the meantime, Jongup and Zelo had jumped up.

Youngjae grabbed Jongup and tossed him away, picked up Zelo, and ran into the bedroom.

"Zelo, what did he do to you? Hyung will make it all better, hyung will get some holy water from the Appalachian mountains if Zelo needs purifying-"

Daehyun got up and pried Youngjae off of Zelo, and handed the dazed boy to Jongup.

He wordlessly cradled Youngjae and patted him on his head, trying to get him to calm down.

Nodding at us, he walked out with the gibbering boy in his arms.

Yongguk chuckled.

"Well, that ended pretty nicely. Who wants some steak?"

Jongup and Zelo looked over at him incredulously.

"I'll hold down his arms."

"I call dibs on his face."

 

"W-wait, guys?!" 

 

I grabbed the keys to drive to Walmart.

Yongguk would definitely need a new box of bandaids after this.

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InspiritCarolyn
#1
Chapter 32: Parts of this had me in tears from laughing so much. Well written author-nim
InspiritCarolyn
#2
Chapter 12: Omg that's so funny. I literally just imagined Dongwoo trying to shove a carrot up L's nose lol
xadrimusicx
#3
Chapter 32: Lol that was funny and ironic because I was watching Harry Potter when I read about zelo xD
yeojafan
#4
the story is awesome authornim!
Yonggukobsessed
#5
Chapter 31: well i gonna re read it again! hoho such a good and funny story. it help me to relax in my stressful life. see u soon in the sequel! :) but well what is dementor, dream eater? they eat dreams? ⊙▽⊙
Yonggukobsessed
#6
Chapter 3: wow it's fun to read. thx for good story. now i dun feel bored anymore :)
elihotaru
#7
Chapter 32: Aw, this is good XD
kitchi
#8
Chapter 32: I would love a continuation of BangHim's err.. Love(?). There's so much to deal with especially with Himchan still being a newbie and well, Himchan.
But I don't blame him, I didn't get that Zelo was a Dementor either. lol.

Thanks for a fun read! Hope you will write a sequel~ ^_^
kitchi
#9
Chapter 2: New reader here but I just had to comment on the stake thing.. LOL!
Reminds me of Hotel Transylvania.. True. Stake to the heart? "Who wouldn't that kill?" LOL

Ooookaay.. Off to read the rest. Sorry. That was weird. Sorry again. :p
Animespiritwolf
#10
Chapter 20: God, i just love this. I can't help laughing and giggling at the story, how they act, and the hilarious side notes! Love it so much!