Oh The Irony

The Cell Phone

Mystery Girl POV~

 

“So you are Onew’s mystery girl?” They say in unison.

“Sure?” I answer. “Can I have my phone back, I really need it.”

“Aren’t you going to come in?” The dude I saved said ignoring what I said.

“No, I need to leave after I get the phone back. I have a dance competition later.” I answer.

“You dance?” They all say in shock.

“Yes, now can I get my phone back?”

“Can we come and see her dance? Todays the manager let us have a free day.” One of the boys ask happily.

“Taemin, we didn’t even ask her yet.” One of them say.

“Minho hyung!”

“Taemin, if you want to go then ask her.” The one I saved said with pleading eyes.

“I’m only there for a small segment, you guys don’t need to come. Besides, I don’t know you guys and I only came here for my cell phone.”

“You might not know us now, but you will after we talk...” The one I saved whispers.

“Okay then, you guys can come. But after this day, we will act as if we don’t know each other.”

“If you knew who we were then I think you would want to know us.” I shortest one laughs.

“Well then, who are you people?” I ask. They all look stunned.

“We are SHINee.” They all say.

“I don’t care if you are shiny, who are you people?” I say confused.

“Okay then, my name is Lee Jinki, but everyone calls me Onew.”

“I’m Almighty Key.”

“Minho.”

“Taemin!~”

“Jonghyun, nice to meet you.”

“What’s your name?” Onew asks.

“I don’t know, people call me Little Devil, Brat, Mutt, and other names, you can call me whatever you want.” I blurt out.

“But what’s your real name?” He asks.

“I threw that name a long time ago, now I don’t have a name.”

“Why did you throw away your name?” Taemin asks.

“Do you guys want to go or not?” I change the subject.

“Sure why not.” Key, Jonghyun, and Minho said.

“Yeah!” Taemin and Onew screams.

“Well, it is at night so if you can’t go then don’t.” I coldly say.

“Can we go with you?” Taemin asks.

“Uh...my friend said he wanted to go with me.

“Then call her over.” Key says. Did he say her?

“Okay then, I will call him when I get my phone back.”

“Onew, where is her phone?” Minho asks Onew.

“At...the repair shop. It sort of broke you know...” He mutters.

“Well, is it going to be fixed by eight o’clock?” I ask.

“I don’t know-” His phone rings. “Hello?...Oh, really?.....Okay, I’ll be there in a bit.” He hangs up. “Your phone’s fixed.” He happily announces.

“Okay, let’s go get it then.”

 

 

SHINee Dorm~

 

 

“My friend said he's coming.” Mystery Girl says after hanging up. Taemin smiles. I hope she dances good! The door bell rings. Onew gets up and opens the door. “DUBU!” Mystery Girl screams. Onew thought she called him and turns around. “Dubu, I’m right here!”

“Coming Little Devil!” Dubu yells back. Onew looks at Dubu. That’s not a girl is it? “Little Devil!”

“Hey Dubu! Ready to go?” Mystery Girl asks.

“Ready, I brought my video camera too!”

“Oh, these are-” Mystery Girl tries to introduce but Dubu screams.

“Are you SHINee?” He stares at all of the boys. They nod. “How did you guys meet Little Devil?”

“She saved my life.” Onew answers.

“Wow! You’re so cool!” He smiles at his friend cheesily. “Wait,” He frowns. “Does your foot hurt? The doctor said you can’t fight anymore! If you loose that leg what will I do!” Dubu screams.

“Dubu, what happened to my foot is no big deal. Now, let's get in the van, we’ll be late.”

 

 

Finished Performance~

Mystery Girl POV

 

“Yeah! Mystery noona, I knew you would win!” Taemin cheers.

“Mystery noona?” I question.

“Aren’t you older than me?”

“I’m twenty years old.”

“You’re twenty?” Onew asks.

“Yup.”

“Wow...” Onew stares at me oddly.

“Stop staring at my Little Devil!” Dubu yells, hugging me. I push him off me.

“Dubu, act like a guy for once!” I scream.

“You’re a boy?” Key asks him in shock.

“So what?” Dubu’s face turns red and he covers his face.

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!” He screams.

“WHAT!” Dubu yells. I pat his back...Oh the irony~
 

 

Author's Note~

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lily_bunny
#1
Chapter 24: expect the unexpected..
quite impressive [nods x3]
stellasweet #2
Chapter 24: I thought Onew was dead when I read that it was their dog I burst out laughing
bidlv4evr #3
Chapter 24: Omg the ending was! Hilarious and cute. Of course the girl had to propose!!!
silversorbet
#4
Chapter 24: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha of course it had to be like this. :))
EXOticBabyB2uty #5
Chapter 24: To summarize this story in one word: wow. I mean, I was lookin for a fluffy story but this is waaaaay better. :)
STAR00LIGHT
#6
Chapter 12: zombies????? vampires????? animals?????? lol XD
STAR00LIGHT
#7
Chapter 2: hhhhhhhhhhhhh minho such a great job
luv_kero
2454 streak #8
Chapter 24: Aww, that was a very cute ending!! x] I'm sorry to see this story end, since I loved reading about Onew and Ha Neul. Best of luck with your other stories!! :)
silversorbet
#9
Chapter 22: Aaahhhh!!! What's happening?!?!