“Ayo waddup Sehun.”

“Oh Kai hyung? Why are you calling me early in the morning? It’s Saturday!”

“Let’s go out?”

“Out? Where?”

“Somewhere on Earth that’s interesting.”

“Oh my god hyung, I totally knew that.”

Kai laughed, “Ya I’m picking you up in 15 minutes. Go get ready.”

“Oh o- WAIT WHAT 15 MINUTES ARE YOU NUTS I CANT GET READY THAT FAST!!!!!”

“Then what are you doing talking on the phone? Go get ready now, .”

Sehun rolled his eyes and ran to the toilet. *Urgh ignorant bastard.*

“Oh my what should I wear.”

Sehun was panicking and throwing all his clothes around the room, choosing the perfect one to wear.

“Blue. NO. Pink? Ew no. Green? No. Ah this is not bad.”

Sehun finally decided to wear this. 

While he was styling his hair, his appa shouted.

“OH SEHUN, JONGIN IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!”

Sehun got his phone and wallet and ran down- like he’s actually competing in the Olympics.

“Yo Sehun.”

“Yo hyung.”

“Ready?”

“Yeah let’s go.”

Sehun waved at his appa and got into Kai’s car.

“Sooooooooooooooooo hyung where are we going?”

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Anywhere, as long as there’s food.”

“Tsk just like ~~~~.”

Sehun cackled and the radio.

nae saranga nae saranga
ijen naege mameul yeoreo jwo butakhae
gidarime jichyeo beoryeoseo
himdeureo jujeoantji anke
nae son jaba jwo

Sandeul’s Crush

“Oh! ~~~~ loves this song!”

“Really? How do you know?”

“I checked her phone and this song is the most played song.”

“Oh wow.”

Kai glanced at Sehun and softly sighed. *It’s hard now.*

“Oi, order what you want.”

“You’re paying?”

“No we’re gonna order, eat and then sneak out of here. Deal?”

Sehun gave Kai the oh-puhlease look and ordered this:

While Kai ordered this:

“So, how’s life, Sehun-ah?”

“Good. Yours?”

“Good too.”

“What are you planning to do?”

“Me? Erm… hyung, if I tell you something, don’t tell anyone else, okay?”

“Okay promise.”

“I……..”

“You?”

“I’m planning to confess to ~~~~.”

“M-muh?!”

“Your food’s here.”

Sehun clapped his hand and took his food.

“Wahhhhhhhhh let’s eat, hyung!”