Typical day with crazy humans
We Used To Love Each Other.
“Wow, that was fun.”
“Yeah, someone was begging me to stop tickling his sides. He even kneeled down!”
“Hey!”
“What?”
“Nevermind, I’m hungry. Let’s eat. Okay, girls, order whatever you want. I’m paying.”
“OMG REALLY?!?!??!1” You and Eunmi held hands, jumped up and down and squealed.
“Seriously guys? Fangirling about food?”
“FOOD IS AWESOME!!!!!!!”
“Okay okay, stop fangirling and order your food now.”
“Okay oppa!””Okay Sehun!”
Sehun shook his head and giggled. *Weird girls.*
Sehun went over to the 2 of you and ordered his food first.
“Erm, 1 spaghetti and strawberry smoothie please.”
“Sure thing. What about you girls?”
“I’ll like chicken pie and strawberry smoothie too.”
“I’ll order chicken cutlet with strawberry smoothie, three.”
The waiter laughed and shook his head, “You’re funny.”
You laughed, “Oh why thank you.”
“AHAHAH okay, we’ll serve you in 5 minutes.”
“Wow, fast.”
“Of course, we’re Infinity Paradise.”
You and Eunmi laughed again and went back to your seats.
“The waiter’s very friendly.”
“Ikr, Eunmi. And he’s kinda cute.”
“EHEM EHEM.”
“What Sehun?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing? Then why must you clear your throat THAT loud?”
“What? I can’t? It’s my throat so I can do whatever I want.”
“You were like interrupting our-“
“Sehun, ~~~~, can you guys freaking stop bickering? Bickering every second!!”
“Who are you to- KAI HYUNG!!!! HI!!!!!!”
“Were you planning to ask me who I am to stop you guys from bickering?”
“I-I.. I didn’t mean to.”
“Didn’t mean to what?”
“Didn’t mean to be rude to you. I’m sorry, hyung.”
“Sorry? For what?”
“You weren’t mad?”
“Mad? Why should I be mad? Sehun, I only asked. I was not mad!”
Sehun blushed. “R-really?”
“Duhhhhh. Look at my face. Do I look like I’m mad?”
“N-no.”
“Exactly, my little dongsaeng. Anyways, Sehun, I heard you’re paying for Eunmi and ~~~~?”
“Yeah. Waeyo hyung?”
“So… you’re not paying for me? Your hyung?”
“Hyung, you can pay for your own food! You’re old eno-“
“Now, I AM mad.”
You took the opportunity and whispered to Sehun. “Sehun oppa, you don’t like it when Kai oppa’s mad. He will rip anything that’s near to him apart. Trust me.”
Sehun gulped hard and eyed you.
“Trust me oppa. I’m telling you the truth.”
You tried to stifle your laughter when you saw Sehun’s pale face.
“H-hyung, I… I-m sorry. Buy anything you want. I-I’ll pay.”
“You sure?”
“Yes hyung. Very sure.”
Kai couldn’t take it anymore and burst into laughter.
“OH MY GAD SEHUN YOU SHOULD SEE HOW YOU LOOKED LIKE YOUR FACE WAS LIKE PALE AND YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO CRY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Eunmi and you joined Kai and literally cried laughing.
Sehun blinked and stared at the 3 of you.
“It... was... all... a.. joke?”
“Yes, Sehun-ah. A joke.”
“WHAT THE -“
“Sir, all foods are ready. Here you go.”
“Thank you.”
“Excuse me, I’ll like chicken burger and coke please.”
“Oh okay, please wait patiently for your order.”
Kai smiled and turned to Sehun.
“How was the prank? Awesome right?”
“You guys... seriously.”
“Sehun opppa, that’s karma. For pranking me just now. Serve you right, bastard.”
“Excuse me? Did you just called me a bastard?”
“Oh yes I did.”
“You rude let me-“
“No Sehun, no. Lay a finger on ~~~~, and you’ll feel my wrath.”
Sehun immediately looked down. “I’m sorry hyung.”
You high fived Kai and whispered, “Nice one, oppa, you should do it more often. And the next time, we should film everything. We can use it to blackmail him.”
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